Are you a simp if...

[curious24]

If your navigation is set to female audio?

 

[night marcher01]

- If more females were in your 'Top 8' than guys?

- If you have a female in your phone's wallpaper?

- If you let a girl through the door before yourself?

- If you let a girl win a 1-on-1 game against you?

 

[th3kid]

Navigation? No

Lol @ Top 8. But yes.

Wallpaper? Yes.

Let her through the door first? No.

If you let her win a 1-on-1? I don't think so.

 

[smellyginger]

Are you a simp if your PSN screen name is ILOVEMYBABY23920

 

[me no pass]

if you treat girls with respect

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by smellyginger

Are you a simp if your PSN screen name is ILOVEMYBABY23920

I've actually seen something really close to this. It was like ILOVEYAGIRL or sometihing like that. Dude was even talking about some simp @+%! on the mic.

"But she just aint no bopper like that"

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by smellyginger

Are you a simp if your PSN screen name is ILOVEMYBABY23920

I've actually seen something really close to this. It was like ILOVEYAGIRL or sometihing like that. Dude was even talking about some simp @+%! on the mic.

"But she just aint no bopper like that"

Gross

 

[chandler608]

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

if you treat girls with respect

"treat em like dirt, they'll stick to you like mud " - some Nter

 

[ricky409]

you're a simp if your actions DWARF the woman's actions.

multiply your efforts by 3...

if its more than 3 times the amount of her effort, you're losing.

 

[mrbrown]

Simp if you question your motives and the over all action. Blinded by love many will exceed the expectation of the lover and will obliterate the rules set by society and individuals from the talk of Nikes

its a trip everyone needs to take but one must not get lost by the simping

 

[raichu098]

If you let her borrow your car on F & she brings it back to you on E & you dont proceed to Jacknife Powerbomb that #$&!!

 

[1c3m4m]

If you buy her a gift before she buys you one?

 

[shatterkneesinc]

if you buy her flowers

 

[raichu098]

If you knowingly wife a prolific J/O...

 

[jayhood23]

if she uses you a chair when all the seats are taken on the train

 

[raichu098]

If you kiss a bopper knowing damn well she bopped your boy off & not a single damn was given

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[elpablo21]

Are you a simp if you sing "until the end of the road" to pics of girls on your facebook you've never even talk to?

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

if you treat girls with respect

Definitely. That's a no no.

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by raichu098

If you knowingly wife a prolific J/O...

Originally Posted by 1C3M4M

If you buy her a gift before she buys you one?

Originally Posted by shatterkneesinc

if you buy her flowers

yes.

 

[raichu098]

If she makes you put down the controller while in the midst of having a 40/20 game with Zach Randolph to go cuddle & watch Lifetime...

 

[guillermo gutierez]

if she cheats on u with your best friend.....and u still love her after she dumps you for him

 

[akajae]

If you bless her before she blesses you

If you hold hands in public

 

[elpablo21]

If you hold her purse for longer than 5 minutes at any time?

If you go shopping with her and have to wait on the bench outside the dressing rooms?

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by akajaedeuce

If you bless her before she blesses you

If you hold hands in public

 

[twig1026]

You're probably a simp if you can't pinpoint your own simping