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"If you ever eff another girl, I'ma cut your D off.
Kinda turned me on.
Kinda turned me on.
Craziest thing a chick ever said in bed⦠vol 1
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"If you ever eff another girl, I'ma cut your D off.
Kinda turned me on.
Kinda turned me on.
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You know you would have finished the job yourself, lol
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You know you would have finished the job yourself, lol
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"nut inside me"
"this will always be my D, even if I get married"
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG(continously)"
"this will always be my D, even if I get married"
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG(continously)"
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"nut inside me"
"this will always be my D, even if I get married"
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG(continously)"
"this will always be my D, even if I get married"
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG(continously)"
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hitting a chick (backdoor status). she turns around and says let me taste my own ***. I did it
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hitting a chick (backdoor status). she turns around and says let me taste my own ***. I did it
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this last christmas this chick was giving me knowledge, but had never swallowed the kool aid. I told her this time she had to finish the job, no spilling. So I shot the cannon, she did her job like a champion. So after taking a big gulp and drinking it down she got up and said "Merry Christmas" I immediately started laughing
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this last christmas this chick was giving me knowledge, but had never swallowed the kool aid. I told her this time she had to finish the job, no spilling. So I shot the cannon, she did her job like a champion. So after taking a big gulp and drinking it down she got up and said "Merry Christmas" I immediately started laughing
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"Oh, you're TRYING to get me pregnant huh?" Eyes closed with a look of satisfaction on her face.
"You told me you were on the pill!"
Softie, could not continue. I'm thankful every day that I didn't get that crazy #!%%% pregnant.
She was my first so I was a little naive. That never happened again.
"You told me you were on the pill!"
Softie, could not continue. I'm thankful every day that I didn't get that crazy #!%%% pregnant.
She was my first so I was a little naive. That never happened again.
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"Oh, you're TRYING to get me pregnant huh?" Eyes closed with a look of satisfaction on her face.
"You told me you were on the pill!"
Softie, could not continue. I'm thankful every day that I didn't get that crazy #!%%% pregnant.
She was my first so I was a little naive. That never happened again.
"You told me you were on the pill!"
Softie, could not continue. I'm thankful every day that I didn't get that crazy #!%%% pregnant.
She was my first so I was a little naive. That never happened again.
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I took of the condom, shortys in to it, then....
Her - u got money for plan b?
Me- nah, let's go half and half.
Her - u got money for plan b?
Me- nah, let's go half and half.
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I took of the condom, shortys in to it, then....
Her - u got money for plan b?
Me- nah, let's go half and half.
Her - u got money for plan b?
Me- nah, let's go half and half.
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I got another, so i got this ex who's on and off(steady type) and weeks prior this escort got at my cousin on some free action marry me type stuff but i ended up swooping. So she starts feelin me, i'm still talking to my ex and she's also kinda like my best friend so i tell her about the escort, bout a week after telling her we end up smashing and right when we're both about to bust we hear a 3rd voice. So we stop and still keep hearing it, a lightbulb goes off so i go searching for my phone and it ends up being under ol' girl. Look at the screen i got the escort on speaker phone, so ol' girl snatches the phone hangs up and we both start dyin and i proceed smashing, but the phone rings again and it's ol' girl (escort) again but this time my ex answers while i'm smashing and hands me the phone and tells me "it's rude to ignore calls".
Same summer as the other story with the succubus. This time i'll provide pics cause i jdgaf
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I got another, so i got this ex who's on and off(steady type) and weeks prior this escort got at my cousin on some free action marry me type stuff but i ended up swooping. So she starts feelin me, i'm still talking to my ex and she's also kinda like my best friend so i tell her about the escort, bout a week after telling her we end up smashing and right when we're both about to bust we hear a 3rd voice. So we stop and still keep hearing it, a lightbulb goes off so i go searching for my phone and it ends up being under ol' girl. Look at the screen i got the escort on speaker phone, so ol' girl snatches the phone hangs up and we both start dyin and i proceed smashing, but the phone rings again and it's ol' girl (escort) again but this time my ex answers while i'm smashing and hands me the phone and tells me "it's rude to ignore calls".
Same summer as the other story with the succubus. This time i'll provide pics cause i jdgaf
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Originally Posted by sbrar8
off yourself herbOriginally Posted by HighMan
Originally Posted by Kurt Like A Bawwsss
that was a slip of the fingerâ¦big deal
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Originally Posted by sbrar8
off yourself herbOriginally Posted by HighMan
Originally Posted by Kurt Like A Bawwsss
that was a slip of the fingerâ¦big deal
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"I just finished taking the pills for chlamydia"
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"I just finished taking the pills for chlamydia"
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new years party at my apartment in college....
rooms were all full of ppl passed out on couches, floors, beds, etc... it was od late sun bout to come up n i was like ill b damnded if i dont get it in the first night of the new year so proceeded to take shorty n the bathroom...
started sitting on toilet gettin the bop n proceeded to turn her around n beat doggy...
mind u im piss drunk n goin HAM so i can jus nut n pass out...
Her: typical moans, f me baby yada yada
Me: that d good boo?
Her: "fhvejfk" starts to cum...
then i slid on the lineolum n slipped out at an apparently in oppurtune time...
shorty turned around grabbed my d n said " u aint done yet, ur gunna f me like ur lil %@$*, grab my neck n put y head n the toilet"
proceeded to turn around get on her tip toes n spread the box..
never came so hard... to this day whenever were in the same city... it goes down
rooms were all full of ppl passed out on couches, floors, beds, etc... it was od late sun bout to come up n i was like ill b damnded if i dont get it in the first night of the new year so proceeded to take shorty n the bathroom...
started sitting on toilet gettin the bop n proceeded to turn her around n beat doggy...
mind u im piss drunk n goin HAM so i can jus nut n pass out...
Her: typical moans, f me baby yada yada
Me: that d good boo?
Her: "fhvejfk" starts to cum...
then i slid on the lineolum n slipped out at an apparently in oppurtune time...
shorty turned around grabbed my d n said " u aint done yet, ur gunna f me like ur lil %@$*, grab my neck n put y head n the toilet"
proceeded to turn around get on her tip toes n spread the box..
never came so hard... to this day whenever were in the same city... it goes down
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new years party at my apartment in college....
rooms were all full of ppl passed out on couches, floors, beds, etc... it was od late sun bout to come up n i was like ill b damnded if i dont get it in the first night of the new year so proceeded to take shorty n the bathroom...
started sitting on toilet gettin the bop n proceeded to turn her around n beat doggy...
mind u im piss drunk n goin HAM so i can jus nut n pass out...
Her: typical moans, f me baby yada yada
Me: that d good boo?
Her: "fhvejfk" starts to cum...
then i slid on the lineolum n slipped out at an apparently in oppurtune time...
shorty turned around grabbed my d n said " u aint done yet, ur gunna f me like ur lil %@$*, grab my neck n put y head n the toilet"
proceeded to turn around get on her tip toes n spread the box..
never came so hard... to this day whenever were in the same city... it goes down
rooms were all full of ppl passed out on couches, floors, beds, etc... it was od late sun bout to come up n i was like ill b damnded if i dont get it in the first night of the new year so proceeded to take shorty n the bathroom...
started sitting on toilet gettin the bop n proceeded to turn her around n beat doggy...
mind u im piss drunk n goin HAM so i can jus nut n pass out...
Her: typical moans, f me baby yada yada
Me: that d good boo?
Her: "fhvejfk" starts to cum...
then i slid on the lineolum n slipped out at an apparently in oppurtune time...
shorty turned around grabbed my d n said " u aint done yet, ur gunna f me like ur lil %@$*, grab my neck n put y head n the toilet"
proceeded to turn around get on her tip toes n spread the box..
never came so hard... to this day whenever were in the same city... it goes down
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^ i don get how thats even crazy..
anyways in highschool. ill never forget, were at this kickback, my and my homie, 2 girls and some random dude
this white girl was obsessed with me, anyways were all drinking vodka and cranberry getting hella faded, she turns to me
"omg i got something for you! wait here!!"
*she runs to her car, comes back holding what looks like toothpaste*
"i got this throat numbing gel i want to try on you it lets your **** get deeper in!!!"
she then, tackled me to the floor in the hallway outside of her room, and tried to take my pants off, in front of the people there
i was like yooo chill your homies are right there ! later !
shes like "noooo come on lets try it right now!!!!!"
biggest freak i ever knew.
anyways in highschool. ill never forget, were at this kickback, my and my homie, 2 girls and some random dude
this white girl was obsessed with me, anyways were all drinking vodka and cranberry getting hella faded, she turns to me
"omg i got something for you! wait here!!"
*she runs to her car, comes back holding what looks like toothpaste*
"i got this throat numbing gel i want to try on you it lets your **** get deeper in!!!"
she then, tackled me to the floor in the hallway outside of her room, and tried to take my pants off, in front of the people there
i was like yooo chill your homies are right there ! later !
shes like "noooo come on lets try it right now!!!!!"
biggest freak i ever knew.
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^ i don get how thats even crazy..
anyways in highschool. ill never forget, were at this kickback, my and my homie, 2 girls and some random dude
this white girl was obsessed with me, anyways were all drinking vodka and cranberry getting hella faded, she turns to me
"omg i got something for you! wait here!!"
*she runs to her car, comes back holding what looks like toothpaste*
"i got this throat numbing gel i want to try on you it lets your **** get deeper in!!!"
she then, tackled me to the floor in the hallway outside of her room, and tried to take my pants off, in front of the people there
i was like yooo chill your homies are right there ! later !
shes like "noooo come on lets try it right now!!!!!"
biggest freak i ever knew.
anyways in highschool. ill never forget, were at this kickback, my and my homie, 2 girls and some random dude
this white girl was obsessed with me, anyways were all drinking vodka and cranberry getting hella faded, she turns to me
"omg i got something for you! wait here!!"
*she runs to her car, comes back holding what looks like toothpaste*
"i got this throat numbing gel i want to try on you it lets your **** get deeper in!!!"
she then, tackled me to the floor in the hallway outside of her room, and tried to take my pants off, in front of the people there
i was like yooo chill your homies are right there ! later !
shes like "noooo come on lets try it right now!!!!!"
biggest freak i ever knew.
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"if you cum in me i'll kill you"
she had me shook afta that
she had me shook afta that
