Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....

[wreckinkickz]

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why"then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran outthe crib n left her.

 

[keithahundred]

Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why" then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran out the crib n left her.

That's the funniest shhhhhhh Ive read in here

 

[wreckinkickz]

Dog that was scary as hell..She was Filipino...and I love filipino women but this one was crazy...I felt Treated..

 

[keithahundred]

Damnnnn man I would have been so shooked I would have just grabbed my shhhhh and ran out butt naked

 

[sylvestermcgrizzly]

chicks are crazy sometimes

 

[sylvestermcgrizzly]

chicks are crazy sometimes

 

[kicks4kaskets]

Originally Posted by SylvesterMcGrizzly

chicks are crazy sometimes all the time

 

[wreckinkickz]

HAHA Treated

 

[vasweetz]

OP I'm offended by your title...I refuse to be categorized with crazy hoodrats...

 

[jessiegras]

Originally Posted by SteppedOutAdream

Guys say some mess too... I'm a female and when I broke up with my ex he said, "I knew I should've got you pregnant." smh

$#% and

 

[wreckinkickz]

LOL hell naw

 

[fungusfoot85]

this girl said that she works at jenny craig and lost 78 pounds..... she was like 5'6 and 120 when I met her

 

[2pacalypsmnow]

Ex: Spray it all on my feet
me: u sure...aight.
o yea.....Petite Pinays ftw

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why" then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran out the crib n left her.

 

[soleoneyez]

After I had just smashed shorty off. I admit it wasn't my best performance but she in turn says this while still in bed

"Can you help me with my resume tomorrow? You make everything sound better then it really is"

btw 434-804 FTL. 703-757 broads FTW

 

[shaze804]

yall talk to some crazy broads. I can't remember joints tellin meanything crazy and if i did i dont feel like typin...

 

[shaze804]

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

yungchamp wrote:

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can you play wit my bootyhole while i top u off?

no manners. the least you could do while a fine young lady is fellating you is stimulate her anally.

the least you can do bruh. fanga in da booty mane

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why" then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran out the crib n left her.

Man, that would freak the #$%$ out of me...

haha but then again her little 'tactic' worked

 

[steppedoutadream]

Originally Posted by 2pacalypsmNOW

Ex: Spray it all on my feet
me: u sure...aight.
o yea.....Petite Pinays ftw

LOL this made my morning...

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why" then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran out the crib n left her.

I have a simular story... I was strokin this chick right, and all of a sudden, in the middle of me doin the damn thing, she's like "OMG!!! STOP!" I'm like "hu?!" and I ask her what's wrong, and what this chick tell me? "I just had a vision of my dad walking in on usand joining!" JOINING?! At this point, I'm speachless.. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to say to some @+@@ like that?! So I finally figureout something to say, and I decide I'm gonna get into her head a lil bit and I'm like "Wow... I mean.. Does that turn you on?" Andshe's like "HELL NO!!!" And I'm like "phew!" lol Then I said something like "Just chill out baby, relax and just think aboutmy $@%$ in you right now" and she's like "ok"... So I kept strokin...

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by vasweetz

OP I'm offended by your title...I refuse to be categorized with crazy hoodrats...

shutup

 

[njstress03]

one time i was layin wit a chick in bed and started feelin up on her and $+%% and she came out of nowhere and was like, "yea, my period finished yesterdayso i should be ok." so i was like, "ight watever thanks for the update" in my mind. then she stuck her hand in her pants put it to her face andsmelled her finger and was like, "yea im good." i kicked that +@!*@ out asap i was like, "na i cant %*+$ wit you. just go home."

 

[djisme3]

Originally Posted by NJstress03

one time i was layin wit a chick in bed and started feelin up on her and $+%% and she came out of nowhere and was like, "yea, my period finished yesterday so i should be ok." so i was like, "ight watever thanks for the update" in my mind. then she stuck her hand in her pants put it to her face and smelled her finger and was like, "yea im good." i kicked that +@!*@ out asap i was like, "na i cant %*+$ wit you. just go home."

bruh i woulda did the SAAAAAME thing!

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by NJstress03

one time i was layin wit a chick in bed and started feelin up on her and $+%% and she came out of nowhere and was like, "yea, my period finished yesterday so i should be ok." so i was like, "ight watever thanks for the update" in my mind. then she stuck her hand in her pants put it to her face and smelled her finger and was like, "yea im good." i kicked that +@!*@ out asap i was like, "na i cant %*+$ wit you. just go home."

NAAHHHHHH BROOOO
seriously?

that is some grimey type %!%#

 

[wreckinkickz]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Originally Posted by Wreckinkickz

This girl's Friend died liek 8 years ago and stopped in the Middle of a love making session and said " STOP!" and Im like "LUL Why" then she said " Shes here...My friend...Shes here watching us..Shes here to hang out with us..then starts talking to her ghostly friend" I ran out the crib n left her.

I have a simular story... I was strokin this chick right, and all of a sudden, in the middle of me doin the damn thing, she's like "OMG!!! STOP!" I'm like "hu?!" and I ask her what's wrong, and what this chick tell me? "I just had a vision of my dad walking in on us and joining!" JOINING?! At this point, I'm speachless.. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to say to some @+@@ like that?! So I finally figure out something to say, and I decide I'm gonna get into her head a lil bit and I'm like "Wow... I mean.. Does that turn you on?" And she's like "HELL NO!!!" And I'm like "phew!" lol Then I said something like "Just chill out baby, relax and just think about my $@%$ in you right now" and she's like "ok"... So I kept strokin...

GET OUTTA HERE...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW