Eating Peoples Food At Work

[DCAllAfrican]

So you’re co-signing the poison/dye pack route? Or did you have another suggestion?

Unless you are going to put a hidden camera in there, every other idea sounds like a Wile. E. Coyote plan.

 

[storm2006]

Honest question. Who trusts random food from work?

I’m not sure what you mean by “random food from work”. Are you referring to to stealing people’s stuff out of the fridge, the morning bagels,home cooked food at the company potluck?

Unless you are going to put a hidden camera in there, every other idea sounds like a Wile. E. Coyote plan.

So you’re not really trying to help him catch the the thief jape let me know if you need assistance pulling this off. We will catch this fool.

 

[Mark Antony]

Some neat ideas, but ultimately you know you're going to have to just shoot that *****.

 

[storm2006]

M Mark Antony is bout that life so I would only shoot him (or her) if you’re really bout that that action. Personally, if it does escalate to gunplay (which it might) since you work in a hospital I would just brandish the steel and then pistol whip them when they react.

jape you and and your co-workers going to just sit back as he/she sends stuff like this to their group chat with crying laughing emojis?

 

[deusavertat]

I’m not sure what you mean by “random food from work”. Are you referring to to stealing people’s stuff out of the fridge, the morning bagels,home cooked food at the company potluck?



So you’re not really trying to help him catch the the thief jape let me know if you need assistance pulling this off. We will catch this fool.

Who trusts random white people food at work?

 

[Mark Antony]

Just leave the burner in the bag

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

I think a sign saying that a random lunch has laxative or poison. Maybe that will deter the thief.

 

[Mark Antony]

Also in honor of X you could rig the bag with the device from those music greeting cards to play "Stop being greedy" when the bag opens.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

storm2006 jape

1. Write the wrong date ( -8 daus)
2. Write a nasty description (Egg, Peach, and Cottage Cheese Burrito)
3. Write a fake disease that the owner has
4. Write "Property of Boss/Supervisor. :

 

[tego calderon el abayarde]

Tape a pic of you holding da musket on your food container.

 

[willypete]

storm2006 jape

1. Write the wrong date ( -8 daus)
2. Write a nasty description (Egg, Peach, and Cottage Cheese Burrito)
3. Write a fake disease that the owner has
4. Write "Property of Boss/Supervisor. :

I hate to say this but 2-4 would probably make people wnat to eat it more. The first one is a toss up because they may eat it or just throw it away

 

[jape]

storm2006 jape

1. Write the wrong date ( -8 daus)
2. Write a nasty description (Egg, Peach, and Cottage Cheese Burrito)
3. Write a fake disease that the owner has
4. Write "Property of Boss/Supervisor. :

haha can't do the first one. strict hospital rules on expired foods and whatnot. can't leave food in over a day after. name and date has to be on it.

i like all these ideas though. probably switch it up when i do bring my lunch.
i need a ps of ninja holding the musket

 

[datznasty]

After putting with a lunch thief for too long, I put a notice on the fridge saying, 'Whoever ate my chili, please contact me on ext #### ASAP, as it contained my medicine.'
from this link https://www.ratemyjob.com/humor/246...isfying-way-they-caught-the-office-food-thief

Can you believe white male privilege. Admittedly, I don't know the culprit was white, but the way he was described presents him as so. Darryl literally ate this lady's lunch so often, she got to the point of making two and leaving a note "whoever is eating my lunch, here i made you one also" and Darryl would eat both. She spiked the mayo with a Carolina Reaper pepper and Darryl had the nerve to go to HR on her

 

[DCAllAfrican]

After putting with a lunch thief for too long, I put a notice on the fridge saying, 'Whoever ate my chili, please contact me on ext #### ASAP, as it contained my medicine.'
from this link https://www.ratemyjob.com/humor/246...isfying-way-they-caught-the-office-food-thief

Can you believe white male privilege. Admittedly, I don't know the culprit was white, but the way he was described presents him as so. Darryl literally ate this lady's lunch so often, she got to the point of making two and leaving a note "whoever is eating my lunch, here i made you one also" and Darryl would eat both. She spiked the mayo with a Carolina Reaper pepper and Darryl had the nerve to go to HR on her

Man, yea jape put some SUPER spicy sauce in there ( MPLS612 mplsdunk )

 

[datznasty]

Amazon product ASIN B01MUK3FK2 here you go, got that Carolina Reaper Pepper in it which is the hottest in the world at 2,200,000 scoville units (for comparison, a jalapeno is between 500 and 1,000). There's a 7 million scoville unit sauce, but it;s $100. If you really really wanna get that ***** though, at that point might as well drop $20 on a cheap hidden cam and try to catch the act in progress.

What I'd do is whatever gets stolen, i.e if he steals your ham sandwich today but didnt mess with your chicken last week, we know he likes the ham sandwich, make that again the same way, hit it with the sauce above. Cop this for the $20 at half off with code EP268UVI Amazon product ASIN B08RBL8FFC and you're in about $36 to catch the culprit which is worth it imo

Of course laxative is much cheaper, but if I ate laxative and got the boo boos, I'd just go home and since you work in a big office, that's not something that suspicious. We want to have a ***** running to the bathroom, the car, crying and sweating uncontrollably

 

[storm2006]

jape here are some templates to help you get your note started

Also, this could be really effective as well, especially if paired with an item they might steal once they figure out the ruse:

 

[datznasty]

Tell me why I'm picturing that scenario, which could be entirely a hoax to be internet funny, and still getting legit upset. She sonned them both at that instance, but I feel like she still got fired or passed over for a promotion later or something. You know how men in the work place be. ****** had the nerve to call her into the HR office with the offending sandwich on the desk like evidence tombout you know Darryl had to go to the hospital right and your sandwich did it. Why is it so hot, and she of course sonned them with the obvious, why is Darryl eating my sandwich? HR boss was like #alonzogif touche, well you're free to go then.

Also don't use that camera I posted above, I read the reviews because I was about to buy it (I'm gonna start a channel on the hub) and it has to be plugged in.

 

[storm2006]

Also don't use that camera I posted above, I read the reviews because I was about to buy it (I'm gonna start a channel on the hub) and it has to be plugged in.

 

[willypete]

Never change NT, never ****ing change!

 

[mplsdunk]

DCAllAfrican

how’s the garden going? Soon you’ll be able to defeat lunch thieves too.

 

[storm2006]

DCAllAfrican

how’s the garden going? Soon you’ll be able to defeat lunch thieves too.

Yes but what about the garden thieves? Hope DCAllAfrican is prepared for war. I know he saw the stories in the NBA thread yesterday evening.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea I saw the stories.

I am getting a new gate around my yard soon.

Tired of Opposums and Raccoons messing with my stuff.

Stray cats (I respect them) keep pissing in my garden beds.

 

[mplsdunk]

You can load the seeds in a super soaker and spray pepper water at their eyes.

the garden thieves don’t want those problems.

 

[sooperhooper]

Hard to believe that people are stealing coworkers meals. Shame that people will stoop that low.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I could never