Man It's scary to meet your girls dad.

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by CasperJr

girl not having a pops in her life FTW

no pops in her life or older brothers as well ftw

 

[daflashjhead]

haha

 

[jpioneer]

If you're a good guy = with time it's all good.

 

[y0ung j33zy]

Originally Posted by nicefro

Originally Posted by y0ung j33zy


Try having her short-tempered cousin find you in the closet after coming home from the gym

don't believe it tell the story.

Ill try to post it in cliffnotes

-My girl at the time was at her aunt's house (which was close to mine)
-Asked her to ask her aunt/cousin for permission but she insisted that they were gonna say no
-Snuck in through her aunt's window, she didnt wana smash on the bed so we went into the closet (the bedroom door was locked too)
-Went in the closet and smashed
-Her cousin comes home and my girl's other cousin (who was my homegirl) kept givin him excuses as to why the door was locked and the window open (forgot toclose it

)
-My girl puts her clothes on and leaves, tells him that she was in the bathroom
-I'm sittin in the closet gettin dressed scared to death
-Cousin opens the door literally about 5 secs after I put my shirt on

The convo went like this

Him: Yo who the @+%@ are you?

Me: y0ungj33zy

Him: Why the @+%@ are you here?

Me: Came to see my gf

Him: Oh yea? Get the @+%@ out

Me: Yes Sir

He walks me to the door and slams it shut right behind me, and I leave the apartment I look at my reflection in the window and noticed that my shirt was oninside-out

So dude definetly knew something was up

Me and the chick broke up a fewweeks later

EDIT: this happened around freshman yr in highschool

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by anabolic dunk

One time the dad asked me if I wanted to have sex with his daughter.. Nearly sharted in my pants

how do you respond to that? if you say yes... not a good look if you say no... that's an insult

Thats textbook man. Just hit him with the "I'm focused on my goals right now, and sex would only complicate things." type vibe. Obviously heknows your lying but it sounds good

 

[memphisboi55]

It's not so bad... lol

 

[seniosoul]

Originally Posted by y0ung j33zy

Originally Posted by nicefro

Originally Posted by y0ung j33zy


Try having her short-tempered cousin find you in the closet after coming home from the gym

don't believe it tell the story.

Ill try to post it in cliffnotes

-My girl at the time was at her aunt's house (which was close to mine)
-Asked her to ask her aunt/cousin for permission but she insisted that they were gonna say no
-Snuck in through her aunt's window, she didnt wana smash on the bed so we went into the closet (the bedroom door was locked too)
-Went in the closet and smashed
-Her cousin comes home and my girl's other cousin (who was my homegirl) kept givin him excuses as to why the door was locked and the window open (forgot to close it

)
-My girl puts her clothes on and leaves, tells him that she was in the bathroom
-I'm sittin in the closet gettin dressed scared to death
-Cousin opens the door literally about 5 secs after I put my shirt on

The convo went like this

Him: Yo who the @+%@ are you?

Me: y0ungj33zy

Him: Why the @+%@ are you here?

Me: Came to see my gf

Him: Oh yea? Get the @+%@ out

Me: Yes Sir

He walks me to the door and slams it shut right behind me, and I leave the apartment I look at my reflection in the window and noticed that my shirt was on inside-out

So dude definetly knew something was up

Me and the chick broke up a few weeks later

EDIT: this happened around freshman yr in highschool

hate when this happens

ur lucky dude didn't throw you in the oven or some %%!#

 

[ham city]

Yall think you got it bad but you don't. Try wifing up a girl whose dad is a detective. No lie, my girl is 25 with a GPS tracking device on her phone.

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by anabolic dunk

One time the dad asked me if I wanted to have sex with his daughter.. Nearly sharted in my pants

how do you respond to that? if you say yes... not a good look if you say no... that's an insult

Thats textbook man. Just hit him with the "I'm focused on my goals right now, and sex would only complicate things." type vibe. Obviously he knows your lying but it sounds good

Or say you're waiting for marriage or some other %!#$!+$* like that

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

you should be like well girlfriends dad what was your intention with your wife when you first met her

 

[juice2352]

Parents love me

 

[410fresh]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by anabolic dunk

One time the dad asked me if I wanted to have sex with his daughter.. Nearly sharted in my pants

how do you respond to that? if you say yes... not a good look if you say no... that's an insult

Thats textbook man. Just hit him with the "I'm focused on my goals right now, and sex would only complicate things." type vibe. Obviously he knows your lying but it sounds good

Or say you're waiting for marriage or some other %!#$!+$* like that

Na you say shiiii i dont hit that bout 20-30 times thats old news. Then i'll throw a right cross and knock his old a4s out. word to eazy e

 

[born tuesday]

Met a girls whole family when she graduated, her father passed away a while ago (R.I.P.) and her brothers were cool.

So I'm like bet, then her MF Uncle comes up talking about "You know I have a license to carry a gun , right?"

I hit him with the "Oh for real, aiight"

Me and shorty weren't even talking like that but, he was from P.G. County like me and probably thought I was trying to take advantage of his small townniece (she's from Hollister, Florida-literally a one light town.)

 

[cincoseisdos]

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

you should be like well girlfriends dad what was your intention with your wife when you first met her

GENIUS

 

[13saldana13]

I don't really meet dads to be honest. I meet moms and they like me. One would have me do work in her house and schedule it so her daughter could open thedoor for me and what not, I took it from there. Another time I had to use the bathroom and she let me in to her house before we left, she left out the factthat her two sisters and mom were home...greeeeaaat.

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by anabolic dunk

One time the dad asked me if I wanted to have sex with his daughter.. Nearly sharted in my pants

this happened to me

I was chillin at this girl's house and (she wasn't my gf, just a jumpoff) her pops come in the house after a long days work and I'm on the computerin the kitchen, oh girl sitting at the table, and her mom's in the kitchen cooking. Her pops startin askin her all kinds of questions cuz he probly gottired of seein my +!$ in his house. So he asks her, "So what are you guys? you guys just friends? Are you guys goin out? what?" she replies we'rejust friends dad. Pops goes "just friends huh...." Then her dad asks her "Are you still a virgin Savannah?" she's like

. I'm like

"this will not end well" she goes"yes...I've told you numerous times" not even lookin at dude and she had a smirk on her face

THEN! homie asks me, "Aight, I'ma ask [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Fly[/color] is Savannah "Pure"? I'm like AYOOOOO!!!!!

I look around the room, and ALL EYEZ ON ME

So I think to myself what would my friends do in a situation like this?*Jeopardy music plays* and I answered "I believe your daughter already answered that question..." then he hits me with "Nah, I wanna hear itfrom you"

I said "I couldn't answer that questionaccurately because I don't know of her past before I met her" homie couldn't say anything

oh girl is probly lurkin as we speak, ****% found about NT

 

[Shanegerous]

This thread is straigh lulz

So luck my girls partents live in the phillipines, never meeting them ftw.

 

[omgitswes]

parents I can deal with, but brothers and cousins are the ones i have trouble with.
no matter how chill they are i'm always mad nervous

 

[nothin4ever]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by anabolic dunk

One time the dad asked me if I wanted to have sex with his daughter.. Nearly sharted in my pants

how do you respond to that? if you say yes... not a good look if you say no... that's an insult

Thats textbook man. Just hit him with the "I'm focused on my goals right now, and sex would only complicate things." type vibe. Obviously he knows your lying but it sounds good

Or say you're waiting for marriage or some other %!#$!+$* like that

Would of said ...

"Well...not right now"

 

[a55a5in11]

Originally Posted by 13saldana13

I don't really meet dads to be honest. I meet moms and they like me. One would have me do work in her house and schedule it so her daughter could open the door for me and what not, I took it from there. Another time I had to use the bathroom and she let me in to her house before we left, she left out the fact that her two sisters and mom were home...greeeeaaat.

i find this statement to be 100% false
u never had a gf buddy why would i matter to you if u meet there parents

 

[airthompson]

Never met him ftw!

 

[sonunox34]

Yo the worst I ever had to encounter was a TWIN SISTER that straight HATED me. She was convinced I was evil

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Whip it out!!!!

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by 916kings

The only time I'm introducing a guy to my dad is the one I'm marrying.

Indian dads are crazy.

QFT...don't let me get started on my ex's dad...

 

[navyboy24]

Well I've only met 3 fathers (and the mothers as well) all of them went smooth.. i even got to sleep over on all occasions