Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

I'm obsessed with checking the weather
Trust me you ain’t the only, i be looking for details on wind velocity and direction.
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This app is super clutch, flood watch alerts etc.
 
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so my wife came home last night
with the intentions of sexual relations
i was tired last night
so i faked sleep when i heard the front door open
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she came in and slid off my boxers
while i faked sleep
and proceeded to fight through my defenses
and give me oral
before riding me
felt so helpless :lol
 
My wife appreciates the results of my yoga. It's why she just gave birth to our 2nd kid.
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JVD in that whole movie :lol

Always good usage of these gifs.

:smh:
so my wife came home last night
with the intentions of sexual relations
i was tired last night
so i faked sleep when i heard the front door open
:smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:
she came in and slid off my boxers
while i faked sleep
and proceeded to fight through my defenses
and give me oral
before riding me
felt so helpless :lol:
:rollin
 
:smh:
so my wife came home last night
with the intentions of sexual relations
i was tired last night
so i faked sleep when i heard the front door open
:smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:
she came in and slid off my boxers
while i faked sleep
and proceeded to fight through my defenses
and give me oral
before riding me
felt so helpless :lol:
Something is wrong with you man....
 
:smh:
so my wife came home last night
with the intentions of sexual relations
i was tired last night
so i faked sleep when i heard the front door open
:smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:
she came in and slid off my boxers
while i faked sleep
and proceeded to fight through my defenses
and give me oral
before riding me
felt so helpless :lol:

Sounds like you were taken advantage of.
 
:smh:
so my wife came home last night
with the intentions of sexual relations
i was tired last night
so i faked sleep when i heard the front door open
:smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:
she came in and slid off my boxers
while i faked sleep
and proceeded to fight through my defenses
and give me oral
before riding me
felt so helpless :lol:
Bro, whut!
 
when i realize i'm a Xennial and not a millenial

The midlife crisis isn't real! Psychologist argues there is 'little evidence' behind it and people PREFER being in their 40s and 50s
  • Various studies show a decline in life satisfaction does exist between 30 and 70
  • However, Professor Nick Haslam says 'crises' could happen at any point in life
  • He says it may simply be a myth and that people become happier at this age
By VANESSA CHALMERS HEALTH REPORTER FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 10:58 EST, 8 January 2019 | UPDATED: 11:08 EST, 8 January 2019
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...l-Psychologist-argues-little-evidence-it.html
 
When do yall plan on doing Yoga?


Or are you going to tell me that is only for IG Thirst Trappers too (like squats

Yoga is good. Expensive though, shout out the free classes....


...and the Shorty's wit the mass in yoga pants

Some folks I know have the full "zero gravity" massage chair with that as a part of it, feels amazing.
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Bruh they had these in a masjid in Malaysia. :lol: so heavenly getting a massage while overlooking the Indian ocean.

Incredibly peaceful.
 
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