Most Embarrasing Intoxication Story?

[theraygunz]

I pissed in a laundry bin filled with fresh clothes. 

Told a girl I was messing with that I loved her and that she was the only one for me while we were at the club with our peoples.  I got @#$faced and then proceeded to get kicked out.  Swung on the bouncer and got yoked up and I threw my credit and debit cards in the bouncers face.  Pretty bad night.  And now she's my gf.

 

[theraygunz]

I pissed in a laundry bin filled with fresh clothes. 

Told a girl I was messing with that I loved her and that she was the only one for me while we were at the club with our peoples.  I got @#$faced and then proceeded to get kicked out.  Swung on the bouncer and got yoked up and I threw my credit and debit cards in the bouncers face.  Pretty bad night.  And now she's my gf.

 

[fog]

-After a month of no alcohol consumption, I hit up a house party
-Played 5 rounds of beer pong using Grey Goose shots
-Took like 15-20 shots
-Passed out with the quickness, was apparently rolling around, screaming random %@%@

-Woke up on the couch, all alone in the living room with a massive amount of vomit on the floor next to me
-Check my phone, get like 5 missed calls and like 15 texts asking if I was OK

 

[fog]

-After a month of no alcohol consumption, I hit up a house party
-Played 5 rounds of beer pong using Grey Goose shots
-Took like 15-20 shots
-Passed out with the quickness, was apparently rolling around, screaming random %@%@

-Woke up on the couch, all alone in the living room with a massive amount of vomit on the floor next to me
-Check my phone, get like 5 missed calls and like 15 texts asking if I was OK

 

[retrosniipes]

One time I had to take a dump, but my ride came early. Later that night, I'm drunk in the club, so drunk....that I shart in my boxer briefs while freaking some chick to R. Kelly's "Bump N' Grind".

 

[retrosniipes]

One time I had to take a dump, but my ride came early. Later that night, I'm drunk in the club, so drunk....that I shart in my boxer briefs while freaking some chick to R. Kelly's "Bump N' Grind".

 

[tfromthe617]

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

 

[tfromthe617]

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

 

[2lipslegit]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

Movie Worthy

 

[2lipslegit]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

Movie Worthy

 

[mastamind033]

Took a piss in a trash can in a bar's bathroom though both the urinals were empty and got kicked out.

Me and this chick I used to talk to got plastered at the bar she worked at in Union Square and we're supposed to go back to her place in New Rochelle but we both blacked out and woke up in Connecticut.

Went to Saratoga for the big horse race at the end of August and on the way back after a long day of drinking, I was puking outside the cab while he was going like 70 on the highway. The whole back half of the cab was soaked in my vomit.

Said f it in the back of a club and starting rolling up a blunt on the table, bouncer saw me right when I was about to light up and kicked me out. Dude smelt the weed though and acknowledge that it was some serious stuff.

Puking in a girl's purse that I was trying to smash.

 

[mastamind033]

Took a piss in a trash can in a bar's bathroom though both the urinals were empty and got kicked out.

Me and this chick I used to talk to got plastered at the bar she worked at in Union Square and we're supposed to go back to her place in New Rochelle but we both blacked out and woke up in Connecticut.

Went to Saratoga for the big horse race at the end of August and on the way back after a long day of drinking, I was puking outside the cab while he was going like 70 on the highway. The whole back half of the cab was soaked in my vomit.

Said f it in the back of a club and starting rolling up a blunt on the table, bouncer saw me right when I was about to light up and kicked me out. Dude smelt the weed though and acknowledge that it was some serious stuff.

Puking in a girl's purse that I was trying to smash.

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Cant remember

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Cant remember

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

At SxSW this year I let my homegirl (Irish chick if that matters) drink me under the table.

This kid The Grimm had to save me from getting a Public Intoxication... in TEXAS

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

At SxSW this year I let my homegirl (Irish chick if that matters) drink me under the table.

This kid The Grimm had to save me from getting a Public Intoxication... in TEXAS

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Have quite a few but one of the dumbest was me taking a $&$& and throwing up at the same time while being naked in my hotel room... Didn't even shut the door or nothin...smh

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Have quite a few but one of the dumbest was me taking a $&$& and throwing up at the same time while being naked in my hotel room... Didn't even shut the door or nothin...smh

 

[Deleted member 38307]

Way to many, but last night I drank way too much and was calling this girl Hermione Granger all night and telling her to do spells and #@!%. Then I told her we should date.

 

[Deleted member 38307]

Way to many, but last night I drank way too much and was calling this girl Hermione Granger all night and telling her to do spells and #@!%. Then I told her we should date.

 

[bjm5295]

friend at the time just bought a really nice maxima, black leather seats. lets say i made my mark with a nice combo of cheap beer, cranberry and vodka, redbull and vodka, and jager all over said black leather.


its all good though cause he bailed on us for his newfound dorm friends. in hindsight, it was the right guy to do it too.

 

[eashawty]

too many to post em all...but 1 time i was in the club & got straight faded. long story short i woke up in the ladies bathroom in nuthin but my boxer briefs wit a buncha chicks standin over me askin if i was ok. i threw up all over my clothes & phone(phone got water damage & stopped workin) & the chicks from the bathroom had to find the 2 dudes i came wit so they could carry me out the club. i woke up again in the backseat of my homeboy truck rappin "i got the hook up, holla if u hear me". i was throwin up for like 2 or 3 days straight after this & on monday when i was in the cafe at school these 2 girl walked up to me & was like "u that boy that was fallin out in the club!!", i just told em i party hard

 

[eashawty]

too many to post em all...but 1 time i was in the club & got straight faded. long story short i woke up in the ladies bathroom in nuthin but my boxer briefs wit a buncha chicks standin over me askin if i was ok. i threw up all over my clothes & phone(phone got water damage & stopped workin) & the chicks from the bathroom had to find the 2 dudes i came wit so they could carry me out the club. i woke up again in the backseat of my homeboy truck rappin "i got the hook up, holla if u hear me". i was throwin up for like 2 or 3 days straight after this & on monday when i was in the cafe at school these 2 girl walked up to me & was like "u that boy that was fallin out in the club!!", i just told em i party hard

 

[bjm5295]

friend at the time just bought a really nice maxima, black leather seats. lets say i made my mark with a nice combo of cheap beer, cranberry and vodka, redbull and vodka, and jager all over said black leather.


its all good though cause he bailed on us for his newfound dorm friends. in hindsight, it was the right guy to do it too.

 

[danielcannibus]

My 21st. my boy buys me a bottle of 1738, we take shots untill the bottles done. Head out to a bar, I get there and I invited a bunch of people so im getting fed shots and drinks all night. I end up getting kicked out because im sloppy drunk, I tried to fight some dude and everyone is holding me back, cops end up telling my friends that if i dont stop im gonna get tazed. Mind you I dont remember any of this, i blacked out. so any way, after a while the cops cant take it anymore and start walking towards me so i see them and stop and get in the car. from there apperently my boy takes me to his house. Tells me to go to sleep. I dont, I get up and walk out his aparment, break the fire extinguisher case take take the fire extinguisher and and start bashing apartment doors, then i go out to the parking lot, take my royal blue foamsposites off, and start jumping on cars. Some one calls the cops they come , I get arrested. I get released in like an hour, i walk barefoot to a 711 call my boy, get scooped up. He takes me home. i wake up, sleeping on top of my laptop. I turn it on, the screen is cracked. look for my phone and i lost it. lost my ID, Lost my Foams .this was on august 27 2010, Im still on probation and until a couple months ago I had to pee in a cup weekly while a dude watched me. now its just once a month. lol