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Hey i just crazy,
and this is number
But heres my maybe,
So call me met you
and this is number
But heres my maybe,
So call me met you
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weekz
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Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets
at the dragon one.
Got this from NT and has worked wonders. Always gets a girl giggling and whatnot.
If you ask a girl if she has a boyfriend, or if you flirt and she eventually mentions she has a boyfriend, smoothly hit her with a "So how long have you had that problem for?"
good
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Never do this..theres girls in the club who simply dress up to get free drinks who have no intention of hooking up
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Girl, if I was your heart would you let me beat?
You: Are you going to the party tonight?
Her: What party?
You: The one in your mouth, cause i'm definitely cumming.
You: Hey you wanna box?
Her: umm... ok?
You: Good, now get on your hands and knees and start giving blows to the head.
You: Are you going to the party tonight?
Her: What party?
You: The one in your mouth, cause i'm definitely cumming.
You: Hey you wanna box?
Her: umm... ok?
You: Good, now get on your hands and knees and start giving blows to the head.
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AYE GIRL YOU LIKE FISH? CUS YOU GOT HAAAAALIBUT
Only works with that caps lock type of attitude though...
Only works with that caps lock type of attitude though...
Pathos
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hey why dont you dump your iphone boyfriend and go out with this mandroid
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I can change your life.
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im a gentleman
my **** stands up, so you can sit down.
my **** stands up, so you can sit down.
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FYI, never again will i walk up to a girl and say "can i buy you a drink?" i did that once, the chick said "yeah". i ordered it, handed it to her, she said "thanks", i proceeded to start a convo.. she just walked away.
i told my boys i was there with, "yo, we gotta bounce. this chick just burned me something fierce. i gotta go."
LMAO
nowadays, the more impressive line is "can i buy you a full tank of gas?"
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"Your eyes are amazing. You should never shut them, not even at night."
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young handsome
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are you implying that you would somehow drink her?............ im lost eashorty
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Boy to girl; Excuse me, do you have an inhaler by any chance?
Girl: no im sorry I dont, why?
Boy: BECAUSE YOU GOT @%% MA!!!
i know its kinda dumb... but whatever lol
Girl: no im sorry I dont, why?
Boy: BECAUSE YOU GOT @%% MA!!!
i know its kinda dumb... but whatever lol
ss3walkman
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Marlon Wayans in Dont be a menace. All that needs to be known lol
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i aint drake , but i want you to take care of me
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unleash them this weekend....
"Give me your number before I don't want it no more."
"Give me your number before I don't want it no more."
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Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
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Hey can I follow you home?
("What?")
Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.
("What?")
Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.
whyhellothere
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Hahaha I'm gonna try this one out
