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PYJ (Post Your Jokes)
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by wearinthefourfive,
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good LOL's in here.
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whats the hardest part about about being a pedophile?
fitting in
fitting in
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What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
(I love puns)
Tulips on an organ.
(I love puns)
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LOL apeOriginally Posted by Adrian1221
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Whats the difference between a baby and a fridge?
What game do you play with a room full of Indians?
What do you call a black man riding a bike?
What do you call a Mexican rolled in sand?
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A fridge wont scream when i put my meat in it
What game do you play with a room full of Indians?
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Connect The Dots.
What do you call a black man riding a bike?
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A Theif
What do you call a Mexican rolled in sand?
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A Churro
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SWEEP THE LEG!!!
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yo momma a nice man
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Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page.
Please enter your 16 digit password_______________
I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"?
Please enter your 16 digit password_______________
I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"?
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damn firemen!
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my god some of these jokes are terrible.
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Religion.
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thats wrong,
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For Homework, A Teacher assigns her students to find out their fathers favorite Food.
THe next day comes and she is going down the line and hears "Roast Beef" "Steak" and other foods.
she skips one boy because he is known for being a bad kid. So the kid is going nuts, asking to be called on, but the teacher won't choose him.
She moves onto another lesson but then the boy yells out, "Ma'am you never choosed me"
to which the teacher responds, "Ok, what is your fathers favorite food?"
"Lightbulbs."
"Lightbulbs?"
"yeah, my dad is always saying to my mother , Turn out that light so i can eat that thing"
THe next day comes and she is going down the line and hears "Roast Beef" "Steak" and other foods.
she skips one boy because he is known for being a bad kid. So the kid is going nuts, asking to be called on, but the teacher won't choose him.
She moves onto another lesson but then the boy yells out, "Ma'am you never choosed me"
to which the teacher responds, "Ok, what is your fathers favorite food?"
"Lightbulbs."
"Lightbulbs?"
"yeah, my dad is always saying to my mother , Turn out that light so i can eat that thing"
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I smell a ban.
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I smell a ban.
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Damn those were harsh
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rollin
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What bikes do black people ride?
What do white people and fences have in common?
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Dirt Bikes
What do white people and fences have in common?
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They both get jumped by Mexicans
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Whats a 6.9?
What is the different between michael jackson and acne?
Why did God give Black Males Huge Penises?
What do 9 out of 10 people love?
Whats the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Why dont women need drive licenses?
Who would win a race between the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and a Smart Mexican?
Why cant Stevie Wonder read?
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A 69 with a period
What is the different between michael jackson and acne?
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Acne waits till you are 13 before it kums on your face.
Why did God give Black Males Huge Penises?
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He felt bad for putting pubes on there head.
What do 9 out of 10 people love?
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Gang Rape
Whats the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
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Boy Scouts come back after camp.
Why dont women need drive licenses?
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Because there is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Who would win a race between the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and a Smart Mexican?
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No one, because none of them exist.
Why cant Stevie Wonder read?
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Because hes black
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ive read like 50 jokes in here and none of them are funny.
random nter: post yours then if you dont like whats in here.
me: it doesnt matter if i dont have funnier jokes, it still doesnt make the ones i read funny.
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LMFAO ok ok nvm this guy knows whats up. i actually legit laughed at these lol:
random nter: post yours then if you dont like whats in here.
me: it doesnt matter if i dont have funnier jokes, it still doesnt make the ones i read funny.
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LMFAO ok ok nvm this guy knows whats up. i actually legit laughed at these lol:
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my jokes are funny fool.
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