Short Dudes Check This Out

[deusavertat]

Props to the few short dudes in here who were honest about the poll. I know the average height on NT aint over 6ft.

 

[plansb]

Let’s be a little more sensitive here guys. Short is antiquated and insulting, vertically challenged is correct terminology.

 

[_relinquo]

People talkin' about how we wearing heels now...

Men wore them first.

A Brief History of Men in Heels

There's quite a history behind men wearing high heels. From King Louis XIV of France to Kanye West, here are the men who wore heeled shoes.

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[ahat]

Funny to observe but tall dudes seem to obsess much more over short men than women do.

Seems like some tall dudes obsess over height more than the short guys actually do kinda funny

 

[703 hwy]

I miss Nike boots now. They went out way too soon

 

[Mark Antony]

Seems like some tall dudes obsess over height more than the short guys actually do kinda funny

Yeah it's like you got it bruh, why you still stressed? It's like having a good meat size and still go round asking about meat sizes.

 

[tr1ll]

Seems like some tall dudes obsess over height more than the short guys actually do kinda funny

We get tired of hearing, “if I was your height..” from you cats. If you was my height you still be ugly damn!

 

[itshlittt]

it's all fun and games until yall go to the beach.

 

[stuntman mike]

she’ll know something is afoot.

 

[deusavertat]

it's all fun and games until yall go to the beach.

I've seen dudes with Tims on at the beach.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

I miss Nike boots now. They went out way too soon

I had the Foamposite Boots back in college, used to wear them all the time in the winter had women thinking I was damn near 6’4

 

[storm2006]

The foam boots were too much for me but I did have a pair of the OGs. They were mother****ing tanks but through four years of college, they took a BEATING I don’t even know where my Timbs are now that I think about it. These days if I need a casual boot for nasty weather then I just thrown on my Bean Boots *Flame Suit Activated* My pair has been going strong for a minute tho

 

[noir.]

it's wild because guys seem to care more about short men than actual women. i'm 5'10'' & never had an issue with someone saying i was too short, probably because i'm quiet, chill & not afraid to be myself. or just oblivious... lol.

 

[plansb]

It’s not about height as long as you are intellectual, cool, athletic/in-shape, successful, ambitious, going places in life, not bad looking, respectful, protective, strong when needed, sensitive when needed, expressive, self-confident, and can deal with adversity and come out on top anyway.

 

[storm2006]

It’s not about height as long as you are intellectual, cool, athletic/in-shape, successful, ambitious, going places in life, not bad looking, respectful, protective, strong when needed, sensitive when needed, expressive, self-confident, and can deal with adversity and come out on top anyway.

I think he claimed to be 6'4"ish (and brolic) as well . Remember how some took a full-body picture of him with the assault rifle or whatever and then scaled it against his body to figure out his height

 

[jape]

i'm 5'10'' & never had an issue with someone saying i was too short, probably because i'm quiet, chill & not afraid to be myself. or just oblivious... lol.

it has nothing to do with those things you listed... it's cause 5'10 is average height

 

[plansb]

I think he claimed to be 6'4"ish (and brolic) as well . Remember how some took a full-body picture of him with the assault rifle or whatever and then scaled it against his body to figure out his height

I member

 

[storm2006]

it has nothing to do with those things you listed... it's cause 5'10 is average height

Bingo. 5'10" is a safe height. Not too tall, not too short....average. Below 5'10" is where things start to get dangerous. I feel bad for all the legitimate 5'9" dudes out there because a lot of short dudes online dating are trying to fake the funk. Several yambs from all over world have told me they found out a dude lied about their height when they first met up. The one consistent thing is that they all said they were 5'9".

They knew because 5'10" was the average height, it'd be easier to spot the lie so they went down an inch in their lie in hopes that it wouldn't be as obvious.

I apologize to all the real 5'9 men out there. Keep your head up playas.

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

You forgot to add that you need bass in your voice as whywesteppin says

It’s not about height as long as you are intellectual, cool, athletic/in-shape, successful, ambitious, going places in life, not bad looking, respectful, protective, strong when needed, sensitive when needed, expressive, self-confident, and can deal with adversity and come out on top anyway.

 

[whywesteppin]

You forgot to add that you need bass in your voice as whywesteppin says

I have to give credit to the OG bassmaster, aepps20

Also, don't forget the fluid hips!

 

[elvampino23]

I know for sure Air Maxes and Vapor Maxes add about 1 inch.

These right here:

 

[noir.]

it has nothing to do with those things you listed... it's cause 5'10 is average height

sounds like the thinking of someone without confidence.

 

[tay1]

Iight. Say y’all going out with a fine, tall baddy. She at least 3 inches taller than you without heels. Knowing that these exist, are y’all using a pair of these lifts to get an extra 3 inches of height?

 

[aepps20]

I have to give credit to the OG bassmaster, aepps20

Also, don't forget the fluid hips!

BASS BOOST ACTIVATED

 

[storm2006]

Iight. Say y’all going out with a fine, tall baddy. She at least 3 inches taller than you without heels. Knowing that these exist, are y’all using a pair of these lifts to get an extra 3 inches of height?

If you plan to smash multiple times or date, it’s a death sentence. See my post from yesterday.

We’re all joking about it but these are impractical in situation where you plan to smash. In the AM at her place she’s going to see you get out of bed as you put on your trousers and shirt and think “Damn, I thought he was taller. I must have been hammered last night.” Once dressed you’ll sit on the edge of the bed and put your shoes on then when you stand up and are magically the height she remembers, she’ll know something is afoot. If she wasn’t even drunk to begin with? RIP.

These can only be used at like conferences, weddings, speaking engagements, etc.

You will 100% get caught unless you smash and sleep with your shoes on.