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Originally Posted by JAYFIEND
FRED SMOOT! -CARLOS ROGERS -
Your a goddamn 1st down waiting to happen. Is it really necessary for you to play 15 yards off the ball every time?
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Originally Posted by JAYFIEND
FRED SMOOT! -CARLOS ROGERS -
Your a goddamn 1st down waiting to happen. Is it really necessary for you to play 15 yards off the ball every time?
Ill KILL YOU word to raphael de la ghetto
FRED SMOOT!- CARLOS ROGERS -
Your a goddamn 1st down waiting to happen. Is it really necessary for you to play 15 yards off the ball every time?
smoot and rogers gets not love
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Originally Posted by SoHi 23
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Long athlete hate speeches FTW...+1 4 bringin his moms into it...personal shots it that bidnessOriginally Posted by SoHi 23
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
I haven't seen a team get deaded that quick since the Olympics in Munich
That's cold bro. But the rest of it was
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Damn the hate is strong within me...I ain't even done.
You've missed more shots than a stray dog.....word is your bricks dented the goal in Boston and it looks like a carnival rim now....The paint is chipped off the rim like the polish on ya hoodrat girl friends nails....How you a team player but stole all Boobie's shine at the Rookie/Soph game....You might was well suited up since you was on the court half the game...Sit down and watch the game! You ever seen Jack or Spike Lee setting screens?....And you lucky Jamario Moon ain't steal on you for pushing him out the camera.....Who invited you to the interview? Who? You must've been drunk because you was louder than a Craig Sager blazer!...Oh I know why you was so excited....You've never knew it was possible to make 2 jump shots in a row....Well it is kiddo....I wish Chris Bosh would've Jurassic Park'ed you for going at his girl in Toronto....Her fivehead might be big but you ego has you looking like Mr. Garrison....mmm kay....
And what's good with you riding Jay-Z's manhood? Son is 40 and you 23! What the hell ya'll got in common? Call Chris Hansen! Ya'll probably get down like the Greeks....you ole' Greco wrestling pansy....What person in the right mind names their son Maximus? That's just Tom foolery right there....Congrats on getting swept in the Finals last year too! I haven't seen a team get deaded that quick since the Olympics in Munich.....Get on my level.....I can't stand your penquin walk either...Walk with a waddle word to Gorilla Zoe...You suck.
Oh and I peeped ya little Vitamin Water commercial.....Hated it! I didn't know you could be a lawyer with a HS education.....Objection! What in the name of Matlock were you talking about anyway?....That's why Nick Young Banged on you like the gavel! That's why Brenden Haywood Supaman'ed that OHHH!.....You ain't nice on the court or in the court aight homie...
When you gonna make a game winner son? You ain't mentally tough. I've seen you throw more passes than Supahead at the Source Awards in the clutch....If you scared say you scared! Just because Mike Brown orally pleasures you every night don't get it twisted...You ain't MJ so pick a new number you ol' swagger jackin' bamma! MJ is like damn at least Marcus can make a free throw! Get outta here ...You ain't got it boy...You got me feeling like when Birdie watched Kyle Lee Watson play the 1st time. You might fool them Bugaloo's but I'm like ol'boy with the hammer....but Leon won't be there to save you this time...thats my word!
Oh and I peeped ya little Vitamin Water commercial.....Hated it! I didn't know you could be a lawyer with a HS education.....Objection! What in the name of Matlock were you talking about anyway?....That's why Nick Young Banged on you like the gavel! That's why Brenden Haywood Supaman'ed that OHHH!.....You ain't nice on the court or in the court aight homie...
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
LeBron,
I've heard of slumps but DAMN! Son you make 90 mill from Nike and still can't buy a basket. You're shooting 19% from the field.....19 yes that's under 20%. The last guy to do that was in 1948. This is really sad and I don't wanna hear your name in the same sentence as the MVP ever...EVER again. So what you only 23....fool I'm 23 and the Cavs could pay me to throw the ball at rim for 48 minutes. I would call you LeBron _ames but you don't even aim for the basket....
Damn! At least ya kids don't know you just missed 36 shots and they should keep you sane....But I bet they do know Pops has about 2 years left on that hairline....I see you trying to hide it with that headband...you can rock that joint like a yamaka all you want we know the truth just ask Ne-yo....Speaking of hair that's why you can't even grow a goatee it must piss you off you look like cousin IT but can't grow hair in the 2 inches from ya moustache to ya beard....And you know what else grinds my gears...A grown man biting his nails! Maybe you'd be able to make jumper if you're hands didn't look like Ball Park Franks....or maybe you wouldn't have 17 turnovers in 2 games! I haven't seen a turnover ratio like that since my Accounting II Exam....which your no college having self would probably fail too!
P.S. when did a guy with 2 kids outta wedlock become father of the year? Wakey Wakey LeBron the 2nd round started days ago if you didn't notice....You are not the Chosen One either you just play basketball! You are not a Savior! You just play basketball! Your are not a biblical mythilogical character sent down to rule the NBA.,..You're just the result of your mother getting G'd by Kimbo Slice, Carl Lewis, and Sammy Sosa. Can't wait for that Celebrity Maury!....You are the reason I'm Skip Bayless' only fan...I AM A WITNESS! And quite frankly I"m disgusted word to Stephen A....
When are you gonna start posting up? Your bigger than Detroit's Front court but you scared of the block like Cam now a days. What's really good? U MAD you ask? Yes I'm Mad like Aries Spears because your tatted up wanna be gangsta look is loved by the media but the Nuggets get bashed for the same thing! JR Smith would shoot your eyes out boy! And don't make me call Brenden Haywood up....."They trying to hurt me"......Fool the Pistons hit Mike harder in the pregame captains meeting.....But you was built for that right?....Naw son you ain't hardbody....my man Songolia straight jabbed you like Ali and you fell back like August....And so what you beat the Wizards...you ain't the Hova of basketball...you wouldn't be the best if you rolled with DJ Khaled so just Listennnnn!
You travel more than a stewardess, You take more steps than a AA program, you walk like a treadmill in Curves...If you didn't catch my drift yet I'm not feeling your game or ya fake royalty swag aight doggie! How come everytime you get hit or knocked down you fixed them baller bands like ya hands are connected? How many times do you gotta check ya lip to see you ain't bleeding? Do us a favor and stay in the armpit of America Cleveland because Lord Knows if you played in NY I'd have to see your mug even more.
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan
Sincerely,
Michael Jordan