Urinal Etiquette

[johnnyredstorm]

When I was a kid, the Lakers played at Great Western Forum. The bathroom was just a 100ft long Trough w/o dividers on one side & stalls on the other...had to wait an extra 10min for a stall.

Bruh I was in the bar once faded af and they had a trough. I tucked myself on the corner and straight up just peed on the wall. Ain’t got time for that. My favorite though is peeing in the sink in bars when faded. Did that last week on my bachelor party.

 

[TURBO UNO]

and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given

 

[Based Jesus]

I was at work and the bathroom is one urinal and 2 stalls and the stalls were full so this dude stood behind me waiting while I was at the urinal and I just couldn't do it
Muttered "**** this" and zipped up my pants after like 30 embarrassing seconds of nothing happening due to this dude just standing behind me watching

 

[shibadekobe]

These ones the worst

I remember going to the bathroom at a baseball game and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given

 

[frank mucus]

 

[numbah1grimey]

These ones the worst

I remember going to the bathroom at a baseball game and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given

Raise your sons...

My 8 year old nephew did that once and I damn near yoked him out. I said what the hell are you doing. I taught him proper technique after I saw that. I said don’t you ever do that again

 

[kstrick12]

If I’m touching myself, no talking. Always made me uncomfortable. I just ignore people who talked to me while I am peeing.

 

[deleted]

Wow I never knew we had so many big shots on NT who think they're too good for a little urinal chat

 

[tr1ll]

Honestly, it all depends on how bad I gotta pee. If it’s a casual tinkle, yea, I’m gonna show proper etiquette, but if in 5 beers in..bump all that I got to go! I ain’t no shy pisser.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Wow I never knew we had so many big shots on NT who think they're too good for a little urinal chat

Do you bruh but don’t be bothering me with your thoughts on a terrorist attack from a week ago when I got my **** in my hands

 

[flacobey]

If you gotta go take a #2 at work and every stall but the handicapped one is occupied, do you go find another bathroom since you aren’t handicapped or go to the handicap stall and hope no one with a wheel chair comes in?

I always found it interesting that it’s a social norm to not park in a handicap parking space, but it seems like most people have no reservations about using handicapped stalls.

 

[Magic33]

No talking

Don't get right beside someone if you have empty urinals

If you're beside someone turn the opposite way of the person

and was your damn hands

because of nasty mutha****as with no home training not washing their hands, I always try and open doors with a paper towel or toilet paper.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I never wash my hands when I’m alone. Don’t even flush either. Only do that **** for show.

 

[krazy]

These ones the worst

I remember going to the bathroom at a baseball game and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given

No lie, I ended up at a gay disco with my classmates on a trip to Argentina. Dude next to me at one of those long piss stalls was mean mugging my junk, I didn’t make eye contact just tried to finish my pee as quick as possible. I ain’t gonna front about the story, I was the only guy in the group going out so I went to look out for the girls and forgot we were even goin there

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Wow I never knew we had so many big shots on NT who think they're too good for a little urinal chat

Here you go with your "support the underdog" style trolling.

 

[aquatic barefoot]

I never wash my hands when I’m alone. Don’t even flush either. Only do that **** for show.

Spoiler

 

[SC kid]

What if avengers endgame just ended and there's a bunch of dudes peeing and someone remarks about the film

Is this acceptable

 

[AEA18]

 

[Magic33]

I never wash my hands when I’m alone. Don’t even flush either. Only do that **** for show.

 

[Rum]

If you gotta go take a #2 at work and every stall but the handicapped one is occupied, do you go find another bathroom since you aren’t handicapped or go to the handicap stall and hope no one with a wheel chair comes in?

I always found it interesting that it’s a social norm to not park in a handicap parking space, but it seems like most people have no reservations about using handicapped stalls.

Bathrooms are required to have stalls accessible to handicapped people but anyone can use them ...same thing if a place has a ramp u can use the steps or walk up/down the ramp..the parking thing is strictly for handicapped people tho

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

I try to only use the handicapp joint. Its much roomier and has hooks and ****.

The other stalls at my job be cramped as **** and the door only opens into the stall not out. Un-american in my opinion.

 

[htg designs]

If you gotta go take a #2 at work and every stall but the handicapped one is occupied, do you go find another bathroom since you aren’t handicapped or go to the handicap stall and hope no one with a wheel chair comes in?

I always found it interesting that it’s a social norm to not park in a handicap parking space, but it seems like most people have no reservations about using handicapped stalls.

I used handicapped stalls. So much room, its like a luxuray stall.
And I cant get a ticket for parking in a handi stall like I could handi cap parking

 

[mplsdunk]

I just piss outside at work.

I don’t really care if you talk in the bathroom. I’m not gonna be offended but I also will never start it. I can piss in any circumstance.

 

[fdub]

I don’t understand how people be comfortable pooping in public bathrooms. Just hold it until it’s time to go home. Public bathrooms to poop be nasty, but people sit on that nasty toilet with no Shame...smh

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I don’t understand how people be comfortable pooping in public bathrooms. Just hold it until it’s time to go home. Public bathrooms to poop be nasty, but people sit on that nasty toilet with no Shame...smh

You understand that sometimes you can't hold it?

You understand that it isn't even good TO hold it?

You understand that sometimes, "home" is a long time away?

You understand it is possible to Do it without sitting on the nasty seat, right?

It is a bowel movement. It is life. What is to be ashamed about that you can't understand why someone would do it in public?

Are we middle school girls or something?