Urinal Etiquette

[johnnyredstorm]

At work we have two urinals one stall on our floor. If I walk in and someone at the urinal + empty stall, best believe I'm going to the stall. Real question here tho johnnyredstorm why were you pee shy man?

I never am I blame the dude for staring me down and talking about the terrorist attack in Sri Lanka. Who does that ****?

 

[mangudai954]

dude at my job eats while he poops. comes out the stall with a sandwich. he was in the army so that's why i think. still, yikes

I feel like this is an Asian thing.

 

[cucumbercool]

I feel like this is an Asian thing.

he's white

 

[numbah1grimey]

I never knew there were so many insecure urinators.

I never understood why people would choose a toilet/stall over urinal to piss. I dont like being talked to either but simply having someone at the urinal next to you makes you uncomfortable? Strange to me.

Anyway, carry on.

I see someone has done a bid in prison or stint in jail.............


If the stall is vacated, and one of the two possible urinals is being used, CARRY YA BEHIND IN THE STALL!!!!

 

[DCAllAfrican]

at this thread.

One thing that I absolutely hate seeing is guys standing there peeing and putting one hand behind their head Karl Malone style
And also scrolling on their phones also pisses me off too when I see it. Like dude u can't wait just a minute?

@ Karl Malone

 

[tay1]

Also, anybody bringing food or drinks into a bathroom is a ******* monster

 

[wayniac211]

at this thread.

One thing that I absolutely hate seeing is guys standing there peeing and putting one hand behind their head Karl Malone style
And also scrolling on their phones also pisses me off too when I see it. Like dude u can't wait just a minute?

 

[Comparison Ford]

Is there an etiquette to closing the stall door if you're only using it to take a piss?

If I'm using a stall for the aforementioned reason, I'm not bothering to close the door.

 

[mplsdunk]

I see someone has done a bid in prison or stint in jail.............


If the stall is vacated, and one of the two possible urinals is being used, CARRY YA BEHIND IN THE STALL!!!!

But don’t piss in the crapping toilet.

Made that mistake and got corrected.

 

[DLF]

I usually pull my pants and underwear down all the way to my ankles.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Is there an etiquette to closing the stall door if you're only using it to take a piss?

If I'm using a stall for the aforementioned reason, I'm not bothering to close the door.

Keep it open, it is essentially being used as a urinal

 

[mplsdunk]

I keep it open so if someone has to drop a bumper they know I’m gonna be out in a second.

 

[Platinum State]

I was in London last year and was walking around and they had public urinals smack dab in the middle of the street in the open. Dont know if this is a common thing or just this one.

Yeah I've seen public urinals like this in Brussels a few years ago. Couldnt imagine using one myself.

 

[robtoofresco]

I keep it open so if someone has to drop a bumper they know I’m gonna be out in a second.

*weebay.gif

This was always a pet peeve of mine when dudes did this but now my whole perspective on it has changed.

Brehs weren’t being lazy, they were just being courteous.

 

[getback]

 

[throwback1718]

I sometimes keep the door unlocked if I'm leaking in the stall. Like I'll be right back out dude. But not wide open. Just about ¼ way open. I don't need a dude who is anxious to take a dump to barge in and knock me over mid spray

 

[adobecs4]

#Cultural

 

[getback]

I couldn't imagine having to take a #2 at train station or sporting event. Those are some of the most offensively disgusting toilet conditions you'll ever see.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I don't understand the bringing food into the bathroom angle.

 

[fdub]

I couldn't imagine having to take a #2 at train station or sporting event. Those are some of the most offensively disgusting toilet conditions you'll ever see.

BUT, people still go in to these public bathrooms dropping a #2 like it’s home..lol

 

[alchemist iq]

I don't understand the bringing food into the bathroom angle.

#whypeople

 

[alchemist iq]

 

[SpittaJetLife]

I sharted on myself at work today. Food poisoning smh. Took an early day and went home after I cleaned my self up with some wipes in the bathroom. Couldn’t deal with the sticky underwear feel at work

 

[AIR J XIII]

I don't know whats going to be worse, the food or the tray its in

Spoiler

 

[Mark Antony]

Is there an etiquette to closing the stall door if you're only using it to take a piss?

If I'm using a stall for the aforementioned reason, I'm not bothering to close the door.

Hey the less **** you gotta interact with in the public restroom the better.