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So here's the situation:
I have this housemate. Nobody likes him, he has no friends other than us, if you consider us his friends. He's the most inconsiderate person I've ever lived with in my ENTIRE life.
Dude doesn't consult the rest of the house and just up and buys a drum set. We are all visually displeased about this decision, apparently he "suggested" the idea to one of my more timid housemates and was met with a less than enthusiastic response--to which this $++ hole replies, "its cool I love you guys, we'll work it out".
(I just walked in one day and there it was, chillin in the livingroom)
Son never does his dishes, never cleans up after himself, bangs on the bathroom door until he can go use it, parks his car in the most OBNOXIOUS spot, and just walks around with an air of arrogance for NO REASON cuz dude gets NO BUNS and has NO FRIENDS. (We'll be chillin with chicks, having fun, and dude locks himself up in his room, but comes out periodically to mean mug everybody--even the females)
Then last night, my housemates tell me that he's been plotting to try and get rid of my puppy next year. HELL MOTHER *!%#+!$ NO. Dude just decides on his own that we aren't having my puppy next year? When I openly consulted EVERY housemate about my puppy situation that if I can't keep her, she's going to the pound. Upon hearing this last night, I was beyond enraged. (the rest of my housemates want to keep her, except for him. Keep in mind, he doesn't do A DAMN THING to take care of her)
So here it is, I want to know what I can do to get back at dude for the hell he puts my housemates through. I'm never a victim of his douche-baggery because I have my own pots and pans, etc. But I'm tired of seeing him walk all over everybody and such.
I can't really do anything to his bath +*++ because he locks it up somewhere, I cant do anything to the protein powder he uses because it's my friends, and he moves out tomorrow so I cant do some weird +*++ like piss in the washing machine while he's using it.
I need some real diabolical, low key +*++. What you got NT?
I have this housemate. Nobody likes him, he has no friends other than us, if you consider us his friends. He's the most inconsiderate person I've ever lived with in my ENTIRE life.
Dude doesn't consult the rest of the house and just up and buys a drum set. We are all visually displeased about this decision, apparently he "suggested" the idea to one of my more timid housemates and was met with a less than enthusiastic response--to which this $++ hole replies, "its cool I love you guys, we'll work it out".
Son never does his dishes, never cleans up after himself, bangs on the bathroom door until he can go use it, parks his car in the most OBNOXIOUS spot, and just walks around with an air of arrogance for NO REASON cuz dude gets NO BUNS and has NO FRIENDS. (We'll be chillin with chicks, having fun, and dude locks himself up in his room, but comes out periodically to mean mug everybody--even the females)
Then last night, my housemates tell me that he's been plotting to try and get rid of my puppy next year. HELL MOTHER *!%#+!$ NO. Dude just decides on his own that we aren't having my puppy next year? When I openly consulted EVERY housemate about my puppy situation that if I can't keep her, she's going to the pound. Upon hearing this last night, I was beyond enraged. (the rest of my housemates want to keep her, except for him. Keep in mind, he doesn't do A DAMN THING to take care of her)
So here it is, I want to know what I can do to get back at dude for the hell he puts my housemates through. I'm never a victim of his douche-baggery because I have my own pots and pans, etc. But I'm tired of seeing him walk all over everybody and such.
I can't really do anything to his bath +*++ because he locks it up somewhere, I cant do anything to the protein powder he uses because it's my friends, and he moves out tomorrow so I cant do some weird +*++ like piss in the washing machine while he's using it.
I need some real diabolical, low key +*++. What you got NT?
