What's the Proper Way to Wipe?

[wavy daddy]

Baby powder b. Its 2016 u dont need to be walkin around wit no patrick ewing crack hermano

Thats the summer time remedy for swamp *** and jock itch doe.

I can wipe and wipe and wipe wit wipes and paper, but my crack is still moist and ill wipe after a pee and its full of caca.

I cant floss the white polos smh.

Ayuda me por favor.

Side note- yall coppin stools for your feets?? Last month i checked, yellow pages still delivers.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Remove shirt
Pull down pants all the way to the floor
Gargoyle style
Front to back
Wet paper 1st wipe
Dry paper 2nd wipe
Extra wipes if needed.
Inspect the specimen
Flush.

 

[thejrob]

Phone books

Old text books

Old magazines

Why would anyone pay for such a device?

You're 100% right. You don't need it at all. But it's $30, and you won't regret it

I'm not promoting it anymore unless they pay me, but as @NikeKid6 so eloquently put it, "I was skeptical, but mannnnnnn"

 

[Los Angeles]

All you need is "tabo"

/thread

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Dude wipes son

I buy two cases a year

 

[iDon’tRead]

All you need is "tabo"

didn't have to post and I knew you would be a fellow 'tabo' user with that name @ricerocket1
 lol

Brett?

 

[toast1985]

Cosign everything on Wet Wipes

 

[ijumpman]

Just scrub it back and forth!

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Just scrub it back and forth!

Nah b then you're just rubbing it into the shag carpeting

 

[carver]

I stood for most of my life..but sometime a year or two ago it hit me how wrong this was and I seen the light.

Sitting is the only way to wipe

Also flushable wipes

 

[PRIME]

Just scrub it back and forth!

Nah, b. You're just making a mess

 

[T Lo Sweater]

My girl uses her mouth

 

[wavy daddy]

So you lift one cheek off the seat and stick your hand in there? Thats weird.

 

[numbah1grimey]

Wipe Sideways

 

[Peep Game]

As long as you're not only using toilet paper, you should be good to go, whether sitting, standing, squatting/arching, or putting one of your feet on the counter-top to brace yourself

 

[wavy daddy]

Do yall sit on public toilets?

I Fill it up wit paper and squat and push, i aint tryna get hepitatis or staff infection on my *** cheeks.

 

[adobecs4]

I've raw butted a few public seats before.

 

[PRIME]

Hell naw.

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

So homie would rather walk around with itchy butt becuase his boys got him paranoid about a smell. I must live in another reality.

I profess my love for the wet wipes and it's impact on my life going on 10+ yrs strong. Wet wipes has a cleaned my booty many times and my chirrin from female body party's. Man up homie.

 

[nazdrowie]

 

i completely agree with squatting, but does anyone find this drawing unsettling?

these guys took off their pants but had enough time to put their socks and shoes back on AND lace them up...

 

[mangudai954]

Are there biodegradable butt wipes? I hear regular ones don't break down at all; terrible for the sewer system.

 

[andretti]

 
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i completely agree with squatting, but does anyone find this drawing unsettling?

these guys took off their pants but had enough time to put their socks and shoes back on AND lace them up...

 

[prolific]

Do yall sit on public toilets?

I Fill it up wit paper and squat and push, i aint tryna get hepitatis or staff infection on my *** cheeks.

nah. Always put TP on the seat before I sit

 

[mangudai954]

Do yall sit on public toilets?

I Fill it up wit paper and squat and push, i aint tryna get hepitatis or staff infection on my *** cheeks.

Me neither, granted there have be various tests on public toilet seats and supposedly, the fear we have of sitting bare on a public seat is overblown.

 

[big1236]

All you need is "tabo"

my fellow filipino knows.....