What's the Proper Way to Wipe?

[kingkoopa]

i completely agree with squatting, but does anyone find this drawing unsettling?

these guys took off their pants but had enough time to put their socks and shoes back on AND lace them up...

What a ******* observation

 

[Mark Antony]

 
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i completely agree with squatting, but does anyone find this drawing unsettling?

these guys took off their pants but had enough time to put their socks and shoes back on AND lace them up...

But sit, it makes more sense. I was a stander slinging jokes in the last thread until I tried it. It only makes sense, think my findings were in the last thread.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

My chick has the wipe mastered. It's like she doesn't even **** booty always clean af

 

[Mr Dink]

Isn't the major key, to fully squat and not sit? It produces a better exit angle thus requiring less wiping.

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I didn't know people sit up on a toilet like that. I've always assumed everybody bends down a little bit with their arms on their knees.

 

[heliumclinton]

I'm high as f and this got me dead

 

[willie mcfly22]

Are there biodegradable butt wipes? I hear regular ones don't break down at all; terrible for the sewer system.

I heard about this recently. There were showing how sewer workers are having to fish out large mounds of "flushable" wipes clumped together out of the sewer systems...

 

[wavy daddy]

I gotta kinda hold me lil pancho villa when im sittin on the can tho. Dont want poop water splashin on it nor do i want it dappin up the inside of the toilet bowl feel me?

 

[blackphoenix623]

I've raw butted a few public seats before.

I'd rather shart some on my boxers before that

 

[zapatohead408]

Do yall sit on public toilets?


I Fill it up wit paper and squat and push, i aint tryna get hepitatis or staff infection on my *** cheeks.

nah. Always put TP on the seat before I sit

I've tried the assgaskets, but they always end up getting stuck on my *** and then I have to scrape it off my behind like an old bumper sticker. I go rawdog.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Are there biodegradable butt wipes? I hear regular ones don't break down at all; terrible for the sewer system.

Dude wipes b

 

[iDon’tRead]

My butt feels dirty if I don't shower . Evem with wet wipes

 

[mangudai954]

Dude wipes b

I thought you were being sarcastic lol. Im reading up on these things, they sound like the truth.

My butt feels dirty if I don't shower . Evem with wet wipes

Its a mental thing imo.