World Masturbation Champion....EEK

[hankzilla]

Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

"Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc.."

For real, I'd probably off myself if my parents catch me fapping.

 

[raptors29]

So he starts but he doesn't finish?

 

[vsano]

Awkward things happen everyday lol

 

[his diabolical majesty]

Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

They had a female masturbating contest in San Francisco at Good Vibrations. I doubt any of the girls looked good but they even had "who can squirt the farthest" award as well.

Cytherea came to mind..

 

[sc415]

Hahah ayooo.

 

[Master Zik]

Pssh That record aint !!%*

I hope America isn't just going to take this L from Japan.

 

[phobguy]

I'm guessing there's no Hand Shaking with the opponent after the match..........ewwww

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Pssh That record aint !!%*

I hope America isn't just going to take this L from Japan.

True, we took our Nathan's Hot Dog Eating championship belt back from Japan, it's time to for America to step it up and rub it out.
AMERICAAAAAA!!! %@%% YAAAAAA!!!

 

[suckafree85]

what the hell

 

[nublee]

My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly

 

[sloane kettering]

 

[adobecs4]

 

[ac4three]

Wow...

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

"Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family , co-workers etc.."

Ducktales.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by AF187

the *+%! is he doing?

  

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Stop hatin, give this man some props.......but i call ducktales on this entire story...i need a lank

 

[salviboy7]

Originally Posted by His diabolical Majesty

Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

They had a female masturbating contest in San Francisco at Good Vibrations. I doubt any of the girls looked good but they even had "who can squirt the farthest" award as well.

Cytherea came to mind..

She is the best. Never get tired of her clip of her in the pool.

 

[untouchable jc]

THAT'S JUST GROSS

 

[kingcrux31]

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by brooklynnyc3000

Son...

 

[swendro]

Originally Posted by Ghenges

That's only the 'official' record.

 

[kiddin like jason]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by brooklynnyc3000

Son...

That's really all that needs to be said.

 

[sreggie101]

Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil

AF187 wrote:

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the **#$ is he doing?

  



im not one for calling out racy pics posted on NT, but because this is a dude, edit this please. He his hand is obv on his D (

)and that is madddd AYO. as a matter of fact...

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here is the link about the event
http://www.sfweekly.com/s...-a-thon-nsfw-8331293/12/

 

[too steez]

k

 

[dynamic x]

Who is this guy kidding. Half of NT could beat him.