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Originally Posted by FromThaTown
Kill me if I can't get a hard on for the rest of my life.
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Originally Posted by FromThaTown
Kill me if I can't get a hard on for the rest of my life.
Originally Posted by onlyjays9P
Sex means WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY more to me than money. I cant bust a nut to paper sorry NT.
What do you plan to do with these chicks if you cant SMASH ?? What you gonna do Let the next man do that part for you. No thanks Gimmie ThatOriginally Posted by Diego
Originally Posted by onlyjays9P
Sex means WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY more to me than money. I cant bust a nut to paper sorry NT.
The baddest chicks wont be worried about your nuts when youre broke.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Brilliant!... Give me the money[/color]Originally Posted by General Johnson
If every business idea I have is successful, I'd take the money.
My first business idea would be a club where people could have casual virtual sex without the consequences, but all the the benefits. I would have scientists develop machines that would allow people to have a virtual sexual experience that is better than physical sex and allows the users to control the intensity, frequency, duration and number of orgasms they experience. The machine would also allow the user to develop new and original sexual techniques unique to the individual, so it doesn't become the same dull song and dance for everyone. I would become a master at using the device and would be able to satisfy any woman even though I can't physically satisfy a woman.
who would clean these machines??Originally Posted by General Johnson
My first business idea would be a club where people could have casual virtual sex without the consequences, but all the the benefits. I would have scientists develop machines that would allow people to have a virtual sexual experience that is better than physical sex and allows the users to control the intensity, frequency, duration and number of orgasms they experience. The machine would also allow the user to develop new and original sexual techniques unique to the individual, so it doesn't become the same dull song and dance for everyone. I would become a master at using the device and would be able to satisfy any woman even though I can't physically satisfy a woman.
your answer is the only one that makes the "stud" option unselfish. wow.Originally Posted by Born Tuesday
Impoverished stud.
You are basically a god in the bedroom. You chose the size of your sex organ. You have unlimited stamina and recovery - you could service 2, 20, or 200 women at a time with no issues. You are unable to catch STDs of ANY KIND. Your game is immaculate except for the limitations below.
You are stuck at a salary of $10,830 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. You are unable to seduce any woman or women making more than a combined salary of $25k; basically, NO SUGAR MOMMAS FOR YOU.
Give me this option, if I can survive with no income, I can survive making that amount of money per year.
Personally I'm not that motivated by money but I do want to get married, so I'm finding a great woman that makes $25K a year. I will be able to survive off of a $35K combined income for the rest of my life living in Tallahassee, FL or Tampa, FL.
Plus this does not indicate what type of job you have to do, so let me be a professional DJ making that money and have a happy wife that I can spend time with who I will give mind-numbing orgasms to on the regular.
You can also save your money, receive clothes, cars, and other things of that sort for free. I will also be able to give back to the community because of my work hours.
Sounds like a pretty decent life to me.
EDIT: My kids will probably also be able to go to school funded by Pell Grants because of how low our combined income would be.
sorry, but no. choice A + choice B would actually = impotent impoverished billionaire stud. tiger is a billionaire with a high libido (ican't call him a stud. "stud" and "tiger woods" just don't seem to go together.).Originally Posted by SenatorJeffSmith
Choice A+Choice B= Tiger Woods
Originally Posted by SenatorJeffSmith
Choice A+Choice B= Tiger Woods
Originally Posted by MrDoeBoI
Hmmm be wealthy and don't have a sex game or Be broke with a vicious pipe game and immaculate game
I would take B. and bag a billionaires or millionaires wife or daughter and pimp the system
Originally Posted by jthagreat
Originally Posted by MrDoeBoI
Hmmm be wealthy and don't have a sex game or Be broke with a vicious pipe game and immaculate game
I would take B. and bag a billionaires or millionaires wife or daughter and pimp the system
we have a winner
Originally Posted by jimmybeanz
Impoverished stud.
You are basically a god in the bedroom. You chose the size of your sex organ. You have unlimited stamina and recovery - you could service 2, 20, or 200 women at a time with no issues. You are unable to catch STDs of ANY KIND. Your game is immaculate except for the limitations below.
You are stuck at a salary of $10,830 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. You are unable to seduce any woman or women making more than a combined salary of $25k; basically, NO SUGAR MOMMAS FOR YOU.