Originally Posted by natelav129
Same.Originally Posted by finnns2003
No way she finds it. I work in IT.
Even though I don't bother keepin pics like that but I aint never been caught with a history of Faptothis.com
Of course she was going to watch it all if he wasn't there.
Originally Posted by nightruans
Originally Posted by facemafia
killabee wrote:
My girl never found my stash. There was one time however , her and I was on the computer and i subconsciously went to a porno website
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by LoveOfTheGame916
Why you no finish storyOriginally Posted by Night Marcher01
Man y'all are bringing back memories. I remember I had a lot of very very naughty pics that I used to share with the homies for bragging rights. I kept everything in my Smart Phone I had back in High School.
Long story short, I graduated, and that summer I got a new phone and never looked back. Like a year passed by and my family and I moved to a new house... my girl was helping us moved and stumbled upon my old phone.
She was like "Awww baby... remember you use to use this phone?" And my dumb*ss was like "Haha oh yeah... probably still has our corny High School conversations too!" And she was like "Haha OMG really?!? Let's check"
As soon as she said the word "check" my eyes blew up soooo f*cking HUGE! And all I could think of for that split second was that this relationship is going to end because of all the vaginas and booty pics she's about to see.
I like to keep it interesting, you know, the suspense! On some DBZ to be continued.... "On the next draagoonn balll Z"
Alright, so here's what happened. I didn't think much of it because I thought the phone wouldn't turn on because I assumed the battery was dead. But then she presses the side button and I can hear the music that meant it's turning on, and well...
... you know how they say before you die, your whole life flashes before your eyes? Well pretty much the same sh*t just happened. It's like in one second all the sh*t I have ever done, all they crazy pics and videos I made, all the kinky crap I pulled just flashed before me.
I remember I was holding the box full of clothes. And as soon as I heard it, I dropped the box and tried to grab my phone. Then she obviously suspects that i'm bothered so she starts playing with me, laughing around asking me what's in it, while moving the phone away from me. She finally slowly puts the phone in front of my face... and I politely just
smacked it out her hand. Then she was like "What the hell was that for?" I played it off by apologizing and laughing it off. And I asked her if we could just hurry and get the boxes in the car so we can go home and
eat. She was like"alright" and kept it moving. As soon as she left the room, I grabbed the phone, took the memory card out and hid it so she could never find it again.
The end.
