CLASSROOM STORIES

[andretti]

why da fick did yall have recess in middle school? I coulda swore you stopped having recess in elementary school like after 5th grade

Nope we had it up until 8th

I'm jelly

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Wut? Yall ain't have recess in middle school? Maybe it's a NY thing

 

[wavycrocket]

No recess in middle school either in Baltimore.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Middle and HS students in DC still have recess.

 

[gasneakerhead]

Wut? Yall ain't have recess in middle school? Maybe it's a NY thing

we quit recess in 3rd grade and had planned exercise, where we did stuff like running, jumping jacks and **** like that. needless to say we were pissed

they banned dogeball and football that year also 

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Really our recess was just the entire grade standing around and talking. There were like 4 walls for handball and a basketball hoop. Some kids played football but like I said, mostly standing around and talking

 

[gasneakerhead]

Really our recess was just the entire grade standing around and talking. There were like 4 walls for handball and a basketball hoop. Some kids played football but like I said, mostly standing around and talking

smh we would have done everything...i hate yall

 

 

[Nouss]

Lotion that makes you lose your hair? Nair creme?

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Lotion that makes you lose your hair? Nair creme?

I don't know what the **** it was. That ***** was Vin Diesel by the end of recess.

 

[gasneakerhead]

I don't know what the **** it was. That ***** was Vin Diesel by the end of recess.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

is that where the D in your SN comes from?

you cot damb right

 

[misha]

Really our recess was just the entire grade standing around and talking. There were like 4 walls for handball and a basketball hoop. Some kids played football but like I said, mostly standing around and talking

What jr high school in bensonhurst did you go to

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

What jr high school in bensonhurst did you go to

Seth Low

 

[shorty doo wop]

In middle school lunch was basically recess we would get our food and go out to the schoolyard. So many skipped meals to rush outside smh. Brooklyn too

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

In middle school lunch was basically recess we would get our food and go out to the schoolyard. So many skipped meals to rush outside smh. Brooklyn too

They didn't let us go outside u til after a certain amount of time had passed.

I know back in the day, BK high schools used to just let you leave the school for lunch

 

[shorty doo wop]

In middle school lunch was basically recess we would get our food and go out to the schoolyard. So many skipped meals to rush outside smh. Brooklyn too

They didn't let us go outside u til after a certain amount of time had passed.

I know back in the day, BK high schools used to just let you leave the school for lunch

word at my high school u could have waved goodbye to a dean on your way out the building at 9:30 am

 

[aNYone]

They didn't let us go outside u til after a certain amount of time had passed.

I know back in the day, BK high schools used to just let you leave the school for lunch

At my school we use to get to go out for lunch 

 

[bballermarkie]

In high school, there was a drug raid so instead of dropping his weed out the window or something dude I knew just ate the whole baggie.

Normal stuff, came back early from lunch stacked all the desks in front of the door in AP history so the teacher couldn't get in.

Dude stole a teachers iPod and found a homemade porno of him and his girl on it. Word got back to the administration and he ended up being fired

Used to skip my AP Stats class every day and hang out with one of my friends who had recently become a teacher, actually when I started posting on NT

Some odd stuff though not crazy just odd, like a teacher apologized to me for making me put my phone away once cuz she said it made some of the slower students think they could do it too

Being let roam around the school just cuz. I bought an ice cream at lunch one day and my teacher just told me to walk around and eat it cuz i'd enjoy it more that way than in class

 

[sreggie101]

I got suspended for doing the stone cold stunner on a female that I had a crush on. **** sounds crazy but I was a wild boy during middle school. I also made a comic book that ******* on and clowned on people I didn't like. My comic was mad popular and I sold it for a dollar. Unfortunately my principal acquired a copy of my comic and wasn't amused. She wasnt a fan of my creativity. I pulled the turban off a dude at my school. I disrespected his culture by pulling off his turban but I didn't give a damn lol. I smoked weed with my math teacher. I threw a CD player at my science teacher for attempting to throw salt in my game. I used to ditch school everyday during high school and hang w my Samoan and Tongan homies smoking weed, banging broads, and punking squares. I had so much fun being a rebel during elementary, middle school, and high school that I'm surprised that I haven't caught eight bodies like aaron Hernandez.

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Prepare for some grimey *** stories


In 7th or 8th grade this girl in our grade who was kinda quiet ******* herself in 2nd period and didn't tell anyone until like 4th or 5th. So she walked around the whole school with dookie drawers and literally stank up the ENTIRE 4 story building.

All the girls were super supportive and nice to her, but once the guys found out who it was, there was no mercy.

At recess like 10 of us walked past her as a group of girls were trying to be friendly and protective and we all exclaimed "OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL" while staring her in the face.

There was this nerdy white girl in our 6th grade class named Paulina who we all picked on and laughed at for no reason. One time after school a bunch of boys all ganged up on her. Didn't even do anything to her, just jumped around her in a circle yelling PAULINA! PAULINA! She ran home sobbing

One time our teacher was late or something and me and 2 or 3 friends were looking out of the door to see if a sub would show up. Paulina came over to ask if anyone was coming and 2 of my friends just said "**** OFF PAULINA. YOU UGLY ***** NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU." She just walked away quietly.

In we had this fat girl named Jenny who everyone also bullied. In like 7th grade recess one time, literally the entire grade began to ridicule her. I'm talking like at least 200 kids. An entire crowd circled around her, pushed her around, laughed at her. I just remember someone throwing a football high as **** in the air and hitting her square in the face and then a massively thunderous amount of laughter like at a Pryor concert. She ran inside the school sobbing I think her crib burned down too at some point

Our middle school was in bensonhurst and full of Asians and Europeans, but there were plenty of street catz in the making from places like East NY, Flatbush, Brownsville etc. I'm talking 12 year old gangbangers. In 8th grade when the kids were lining up to go inside after recess, the street catz would line up inside the building, and as asian or nerdy kids walked in, they would punch them in the head or spit on them

One time a group of 6th grade street catz jumped one of my white 8th grade contemporaries after school and broke his leg he was on crutches the whole year he was a good kid man

One time this crazy Eastern European kid named Gordei threw a smoke bomb at one of the meanest administrators during lunch. I'm talking this was literally on the same level to us as 9/11 was to adults. She was running and screaming because she thought she was on fire. Entire lunchroom was smoked out. At recess dude was shaking amd stammering like he had caught a body. Everybody knew who did it through word of mouth, and someone obviously snitched because the lady ran up to him at recess, yoked him up and screamed YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN. He was back like next week

The black street catz and Albanian/Italian thugs would jump and rob the Asians. I was in a tough spot because by 8th grade they threw me in the class with the street catz and I was able to make friends with them because I was a funny, goofy kid and they liked me, but I still was good friends with the Asians because I was in the smarter classes in 6th and 7th grade.

One time this girl put lotion on her hand and slapped this kid Raymond across the head, causing him to lose literally all his hair in a manner of minutes. Dude was pretty popular with the girls and spent the entire day crying in every class with a harem of girls surrounding and consoling him. Everyone was out for blood. The girl who did it left for home early and like 3 different kids came to me on different occasions and told me how I should join them in going to her house and jumping her. I'm talking lynch mob.

That's all I can think of right now but there are definitely plenty more middle school was wild man

one of my fights in middle school was a 3v2 match between 3 non disabled speds...yes speds and my boy and me. they'd call him fat, and stole his basketball, so they surrounded him in the hall, so i was like give him his ball back. one of the speds told me to ****, so we proceeded to engage these fools in fisticuffs.

i threw one of them into the computers in a classroom down the hall. nothing bad happened tho in the end. but when i tell that story people look at me like i fought a wheelchair kid with palsy

 

[Deleted member 107398]

One of our teachers got fired because she had rather..."inappropiate" pictures on her myspace

It was out spanish teacher, she was this white girl though. Not that attractive but I KNOW she was getting her back blown out by some students

 

[omariwestafari]

mann flipping backpacks was the business

u went to thebathroom and ur bag got flipped

my spanish teaacher hated me so much

she moved me to the corner of the class behind a book shelf.

good thing was i got to play games on my ipod all day

 

[blakep267]

-Ok in middle school there was this girl who was disabled. Like 1 leg was shorter than the other so she walked with sort of a skip hobble. Anyway I went to a progressive Quaker middle school so we all were nice to her and her disability was never a thing. We were ******** but kind hearted ones.

Anyway this girl was a real *****. It was probably a defense mechanism but she was still pretty mean to everybody. This was a school that had a bunch of rich kids and her dad was especially rich so she would brag about it a lot.

So one time I think her and another girl had gotten into an argument and the girl kept bragging about her dad, so the other girl with a stone face just says " Courtney. You can't walk right"

And then there was silence. Then I just remember all the guys were just

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I quietly excused myself and almost had a seizure laughing in the bathroom

- This same school. I had come from an elementary school out in the suburbs and coming into this middle school was kind of a culture shock. It was like a mix between that movie Thirteen and Clueless. 1 time a group of girls and guys randomly went thong shopping with the girls after school and I tagged along. Mind you we were 12-13 and nobody thought that it was weird having boys and girls critiquing thongs that the girls were trying on. Then a group of kids from another school I guess started talking trash and the guys started fighting in the mall. I was just a spectator. It was really surreal. like watching a scene out of a movie where rich kids do bad ****

 

[bostoiah]

One time in like the 4th grade we had this FAT substitute. Like she had to have been 400 lbs. Anyways she was helping some kid in the row behind me and my friend's. She was bending over and her butt was directly behind my friend's head. i tapped him to turn around and his face was just nose deep in that ***. never laughed so hard in my life

 

[Deleted member 42060]

yall attended prison school or some ****? these stories

 

[andretti]

yall attended prison school or some ****? these stories

I went to school with some jail birds (job corps)

The stories I have



Alright 1st one


Well in order for you to attend this school, you had to life in the dorm (somewhat college like ,just for hoodlums though )

So one late night everyone is in the dorm chillin and all . So I'm getting ready to go to bed and my roommate goes to use the restroom and he takes like an hour getting back. During that time a big commotion is happening in the hallway but no one knew what was going to going

When he finally comes back he had this look on his face like he was down on his luck, so me and the other roommates that were still up asked him if he was good. He said he didn't want to talk about it . Next day he comes in the room again and we asked him what happened.

He said he went to the bathroom and he walked in on this gay dude topping off this suspect dude (kid was mad weird)


Few months after that went down I moved to another dorm . (4 to a room ) me this guy that sold dope on the campus, this nerdy dude and this other dude that was bout it bout it word to master p

So one day I'm in the dorm chillin , dope boy walks into the room and we were chopping it up . Bout it bout it guy walks in and takes a nap, bout 30 minutes later nerdy dude walks in .

Bout it bout it wakes up an ask nerdy dude were was his money (guess he owed him)

Nerdy dude said he didn't have it so bout it bout gets up and starts pressing this many for his paper and kept getting the same answer.
He finally gets tired of it and starts pushing him and roughing homie up but homie starts fighting back . Bout it bout it starts punch homie in the face head locking him n ****. This goes on for about 30 thirty minutes (me and dope boy was watching this the whole time). Finally they get tired and take a break , for some reason nerdy dude didn't leave and bout it bout came back and started it up again asking him what he had to give him since he didn't have his money ,nerdy dude gets pressed to run his pockets and bout it bout got about 7 bags of weed outta him .