How to bag a celebrity chick while being a broke %*@+$ vol. 1 NOW WITH PICS

Originally Posted by man listen

OK...kinda tired so I'll do a quick cliffnotes of the day's festivities

- it's amazing how even amateur ballers can pull semi-bad broads.
-quantum physics works...that's all I'mma say
-yea it was the chick from bernie mac. she got sex appeal her whole aura and appearance now is nothing like the little girl from the show
-these "celebrities" are just extra regular +***@% that decided to put all there focus into acting etc. if you have a goal of being in hollywood go for it but don't look at it as some big mystery.. act like you're trying to get any other job and it'll be yours
-omar gooding snatched a broad from my grasp basically by getting her a job.. or at least acting like he got her a job
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-some streetball cat stood on the ball with both feet
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then crawled under buddy's legs
-game wasn't really competitive but still...pick up games at 24 have better runs
-I repeat, these celebrity dudes are EXTRA regular. I got boys that are funnier/cooler
-keith closs is friendly as hell
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-they had ya boy working the scoreboard which was a gift and a curse. people thought I was important but I couldn't hobknob like I wanted because I was stuck to the scorer's table smh
-camille left at halftime.. I came to the realization exactly as Jay's "lost ones" pumped thru the loudspeakers
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-durwin from the game is hella short
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like 5'7
-you would never know bryon russell played in the nba
-if you can pull broads you can pull any broad. status isn't as big a factor as you might think. mostly plays a part in who bags the chick "right now" instead of just who bags her
-I will never doubt myself again...anything is really possible
-pics and vids coming soon

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Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by man listen

OK...kinda tired so I'll do a quick cliffnotes of the day's festivities

- it's amazing how even amateur ballers can pull semi-bad broads.
-quantum physics works...that's all I'mma say
-yea it was the chick from bernie mac. she got sex appeal her whole aura and appearance now is nothing like the little girl from the show
-these "celebrities" are just extra regular +***@% that decided to put all there focus into acting etc. if you have a goal of being in hollywood go for it but don't look at it as some big mystery.. act like you're trying to get any other job and it'll be yours
-omar gooding snatched a broad from my grasp basically by getting her a job.. or at least acting like he got her a job
laugh.gif

-some streetball cat stood on the ball with both feet
laugh.gif
then crawled under buddy's legs
-game wasn't really competitive but still...pick up games at 24 have better runs
-I repeat, these celebrity dudes are EXTRA regular. I got boys that are funnier/cooler
-keith closs is friendly as hell
laugh.gif

-they had ya boy working the scoreboard which was a gift and a curse. people thought I was important but I couldn't hobknob like I wanted because I was stuck to the scorer's table smh
-camille left at halftime.. I came to the realization exactly as Jay's "lost ones" pumped thru the loudspeakers
laugh.gif

-durwin from the game is hella short
laugh.gif
like 5'7
-you would never know bryon russell played in the nba
-if you can pull broads you can pull any broad. status isn't as big a factor as you might think. mostly plays a part in who bags the chick "right now" instead of just who bags her
-I will never doubt myself again...anything is really possible
-pics and vids coming soon

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I tripped.
 
Originally Posted by man listen

OK...kinda tired so I'll do a quick cliffnotes of the day's festivities

- it's amazing how even amateur ballers can pull semi-bad broads.
-quantum physics works...that's all I'mma say
-yea it was the chick from bernie mac. she got sex appeal her whole aura and appearance now is nothing like the little girl from the show
-these "celebrities" are just extra regular +***@% that decided to put all there focus into acting etc. if you have a goal of being in hollywood go for it but don't look at it as some big mystery.. act like you're trying to get any other job and it'll be yours
-omar gooding snatched a broad from my grasp basically by getting her a job.. or at least acting like he got her a job
laugh.gif

-some streetball cat stood on the ball with both feet
laugh.gif
then crawled under buddy's legs
-game wasn't really competitive but still...pick up games at 24 have better runs
-I repeat, these celebrity dudes are EXTRA regular. I got boys that are funnier/cooler
-keith closs is friendly as hell
laugh.gif

-they had ya boy working the scoreboard which was a gift and a curse. people thought I was important but I couldn't hobknob like I wanted because I was stuck to the scorer's table smh
-camille left at halftime.. I came to the realization exactly as Jay's "lost ones" pumped thru the loudspeakers
laugh.gif

-durwin from the game is hella short
laugh.gif
like 5'7
-you would never know bryon russell played in the nba
-if you can pull broads you can pull any broad. status isn't as big a factor as you might think. mostly plays a part in who bags the chick "right now" instead of just who bags her
-I will never doubt myself again...anything is really possible
-pics and vids coming soon

worst update ever....

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Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by AEA18

I don't know how much money he has but dude got dropped from the Saints in 2008 and hasn't been on any team since.
Timeout, the dude played pro 3 years ago, and he's "broke" by your standards?
So If he's "broke", how do you feel about yourself? 
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It's only been 3 years, dude probably almost has just as much money as her. 
[h2]Jessica Simpsons clothing line is about to make $1 Billion her net worth is $100 Million [/h2]
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 Well I guess he's nowhere near her money then. 
But my dude still ain't broke 
 
savages
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I couldn't upload during the day or my cell battery would've crapped its pants. but I'm aware of the nature of the beast that is NT and I have some mass pics for the beasts
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bryon russell. commentator was on his head relentlessly
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introduced him as the guy who guarded you know who you know when. "nah you guarded him good dog, you guarded him good". missed every shot
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russell, durwin, randoms (big percy?)
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tim donaghy. dude was ready to go home at halftime. called maybe two fouls all game. at one point ripped the ball from keith closs mid game. cool guy overall
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durwin. also left at halftime.
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this is queeny. more specifically this is queeny's cake. she was the coordinator for the day. behind her is the commentator with his linen pants. looked just like rick ross.
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keith closs. guy in front of him is about 5'8 just to give you some perspective. dude is goofy but friendly:lol: made the camera man a nervous wreck when he took a 5,000$ camera and started messing around with it during the game.
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list of esteemed participants. no # means no show.
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durwin stretchn it out. the white guy next to him is "kobe" by the way
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more queeny
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is it in you?
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randoms for the beasts
 
Damb what was this? ain't nobody there and the ones who were seemed like it was an annoyance, like they went outta their way to be there.
 
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