How to bag a celebrity chick while being a broke %*@+$ vol. 1 NOW WITH PICS

[ricky409]

if she invited you to a party and you barely know her....

she's prolly invited a bunch of guys to said party.

so she can have alot of attention focused on her.

my advice: dont try to CON her into liking you, cuz that requires too much thinking.

you can have a plan, but make sure its not so rigid that there's no room for audibles.

cuz it almost NEVER plays out in your mind the way it does it real life.

good luck, fambs

 

[limonyfresh]

who's the chick?

 

[limonyfresh]

who's the chick?

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by limonyfresh

who's the chick?

Thats what im wondering. I thought this had some serious knowledge about how to bag Raven Symone or Dueaxma 

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by limonyfresh

who's the chick?

Thats what im wondering. I thought this had some serious knowledge about how to bag Raven Symone or Dueaxma 

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

i'm gonna sub to this...interested in how this is gonna work out for you OP. I like your theory.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

i'm gonna sub to this...interested in how this is gonna work out for you OP. I like your theory.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

i'm gonna sub to this...interested in how this is gonna work out for you OP. I like your theory.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

i'm gonna sub to this...interested in how this is gonna work out for you OP. I like your theory.

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

Originally Posted by AEA18

Worked for this guy

Obviously he doesn't have as much money as her, but how is he broke? 

I don't know how much money he has but dude got dropped from the Saints in 2008 and hasn't been on any team since.

Timeout, the dude played pro 3 years ago, and he's "broke" by your standards?
So If he's "broke", how do you feel about yourself? 

It's only been 3 years, dude probably almost has just as much money as her. 

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

Originally Posted by AEA18

Worked for this guy

Obviously he doesn't have as much money as her, but how is he broke? 

I don't know how much money he has but dude got dropped from the Saints in 2008 and hasn't been on any team since.

Timeout, the dude played pro 3 years ago, and he's "broke" by your standards?
So If he's "broke", how do you feel about yourself? 

It's only been 3 years, dude probably almost has just as much money as her. 

 

[likethematrix]

LMAO OP you silly bro.

first off, YOU GONNA WORK THERE *%**@.
meaning you bout to make like 64 bucks.
then you gonna go after the stragglers and downtrodden?
googling chicks for pre-planned game plans?

i can bet a dollar that you not going to speak to any women.

where this game at?
im snatch up a couple nters to see this in action

 

[likethematrix]

LMAO OP you silly bro.

first off, YOU GONNA WORK THERE *%**@.
meaning you bout to make like 64 bucks.
then you gonna go after the stragglers and downtrodden?
googling chicks for pre-planned game plans?

i can bet a dollar that you not going to speak to any women.

where this game at?
im snatch up a couple nters to see this in action

 

[carver]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07


Obviously he doesn't have as much money as her, but how is he broke? 

I don't know how much money he has but dude got dropped from the Saints in 2008 and hasn't been on any team since.

Timeout, the dude played pro 3 years ago, and he's "broke" by your standards?
So If he's "broke", how do you feel about yourself? 

It's only been 3 years, dude probably almost has just as much money as her. 

I'm pretty sure dude isn't broke.. but I'm also pretty sure he don't make close to what she does..

Google what she made last year

 

[carver]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07


Obviously he doesn't have as much money as her, but how is he broke? 

I don't know how much money he has but dude got dropped from the Saints in 2008 and hasn't been on any team since.

Timeout, the dude played pro 3 years ago, and he's "broke" by your standards?
So If he's "broke", how do you feel about yourself? 

It's only been 3 years, dude probably almost has just as much money as her. 

I'm pretty sure dude isn't broke.. but I'm also pretty sure he don't make close to what she does..

Google what she made last year

 

[tony montana]

Pics or it never happend

 

[tony montana]

Pics or it never happend

 

[prokid404]

Is it the chick from the Bernie Mac show?

 

[rsdplaya]

Originally Posted by Young Street86

Quite the hair-brained scheme you got planned. Good luck with that.

 

[jewseejay]

will return when this thread has more lul substance... maybe

 

[jomitm]

I hope this comes out as epic as the dude who stole Paris' birthday cake.

 

[man listen]

Originally Posted by 4318MichaelJohnson4318

The real playas dont pre-plan the pimping, it comes natural playboy blee dat

if she invited you to a party and you barely know her....

she's prolly invited a bunch of guys to said party.

so she can have alot of attention focused on her.

my advice: dont try to CON her into liking you, cuz that requires too much thinking.

you can have a plan, but make sure its not so rigid that there's no room for audibles.

cuz it almost NEVER plays out in your mind the way it does it real life.

good luck, fambs


good advice

LMAO OP you silly bro.

first off, YOU GONNA WORK THERE *%**@.
meaning you bout to make like 64 bucks.
jokes on you bro, it's a volunteer gig which means I aint making a dime

besides the dollar you owe me after today that is. if you in LA just google celebrity basketball game I'll see you there

 

[g14]

GO FOR IT .....BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE NT SNITCHES


IF'LL THEY'LL SNITCH ON TO A REG-FEMALE

PICTURE WHAT THEY'LL RUN AND TELL A D-LIST ACTOR CHICK


BUT JUST DO YOU ...SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO FEEL "LIKE A NORMAL PERSON"

 

[eiddyfouw]

*waiting for pics*

 

[elcatfisho]

bottom line

if you try to make yourself into someone you're not, you won't win anyone over. thus, if you aren't even celeb-paid, your chances are slim.

hottest girl in our school thought my friend was hot just because he had an intense beard and green eyes. luck pays out some times.