10 Signs You Might Be A Douche

Joined Nov 2, 2005
I probably only fall in number 8 but its safe to say most of us do and I know most of the west coasters fall in number 6 lol.

The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It’s true. You might be a %++$+%+!% and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major %++$+%+!% feature.) So to help you clear things up, here are 10 signs that you just might be a %++$+%+!%…

1. You Wear a Suit When You Don’t Have To

A popular one with the “I pretend to have a better life than I actually do
Joined Jun 7, 2006
Originally Posted by JayHood23

None of these seem anywhere close to douche bag tendencies though


I fall in 2,6 and maybe 1 if you count a dress shirt sometimes. I also don't understand what's wrong with art history because that's easy credits

Mark Antony

Joined Apr 30, 2010
none of these really make me say "yeah, nailed it", so this article sucks. And these autoplay sound ads gotta go.

Sir San Diego

formerly brolic scholar
Joined Feb 20, 2011
The suit thing is on point, but it definitely gets trumped by men and women that wear beanies, especially these in the summer.

I saw a girl in a cardigan, a droopy beanie and tights on 90 degree day.
I just stared at her for a minute and contemplated her discomfort.
Joined Apr 15, 2005
Worst list in the history of list. Some sites need to stop trying to be like others. Some do it right and others obviously do not.
Joined Jul 1, 2005
Only a couple of the things on the list make you a douche in my opinion. The beanie thing and the over dressing all the time thing.
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