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Alright for all of those who dont know, its Tommies birthday tomorrow, and hes turning the big two-four. I wish him a great birthday, but I think its time fora first annual birthday roast.
Congratulations, Tommie youre now 24 yet you still have the head to body ratio of a 4 year old.
God your foreheads big, you look ******ed, its nice to know Nicole doing something to help out the needy.
I didnt know it was possible to make your head look bigger but the skin-tight jeans dont help.
How is it possible that we can hear your car from a mile away but it still takes an hour before we see you.
Your car sounds like a jet, and runs like a lawn mower.
In traditional roast fashion I have to go at some others:
This summer was just another summer for Rock, another child, another fantasy football team.
Chris, youre so old Phil Knight stole the idea behind Blue Ribbon Sports from you.
Kevin, this is the only fool I know with Hertz on speed dial, talking bout, Damnit I gotta go the grocery store, guess Ill call for a car.
Alright I've let tons fo people know about this so the turnout should be good.
DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo
"There is a fanbase that wants to hear good music, but there is a media that promotes foolishness." -Rhymefest[/center][/b][/i][/font]
Congratulations, Tommie youre now 24 yet you still have the head to body ratio of a 4 year old.
God your foreheads big, you look ******ed, its nice to know Nicole doing something to help out the needy.
I didnt know it was possible to make your head look bigger but the skin-tight jeans dont help.
How is it possible that we can hear your car from a mile away but it still takes an hour before we see you.
Your car sounds like a jet, and runs like a lawn mower.
In traditional roast fashion I have to go at some others:
This summer was just another summer for Rock, another child, another fantasy football team.
Chris, youre so old Phil Knight stole the idea behind Blue Ribbon Sports from you.
Kevin, this is the only fool I know with Hertz on speed dial, talking bout, Damnit I gotta go the grocery store, guess Ill call for a car.
Alright I've let tons fo people know about this so the turnout should be good.
DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo
"There is a fanbase that wants to hear good music, but there is a media that promotes foolishness." -Rhymefest[/center][/b][/i][/font]