Confessions Post vol. eight2one got sutm on his chest

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I feel like we're long overdue for a good confessions post. Let's clear our consciences before the warm weather arrives so we can partake in activities we'll later confess.


- someone wants to hire me as a mercenary

- all the time I spent posting on here is now spent on Twitter
- i want to committ to a female but I don't love these "hose"
- I'm excited about deploying to kuwait and slightly anxious (about IEDs)
- I work like, 30min out of my 8hr work day
 
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-I've intentionally ran over 5 skunks in my life
-I graduated college in August and got an internship in September.  Since I got the internship, I've been putting out a pretty pathetic effort to find a real job
 
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Originally Posted by JayADiCt92


- I work like, 30min out of my 8hr work day

me too....

I like that my facebook says single even though Im not.
These bills stressing me...if i had no bills 98% of my problems would be gone
I cant resist spending money on food.
I cant wait for my lease to be over...Im either moving back home to save money or florida
I took this ugly girls virginity last week, she was 22....tightest i felt in YEARS
I booked a vacation even though I am broke...stooooooopid!
Smashin various women often keeps me happy
now that I am not fat anymore...Im cocky again.
 
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Freshman year of college I blacked out and peed all over the dorm floor and on my roommates homework. I told him I spilled my drink...
 
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Feel horrible about cheating on my girl, and at the same time, I'm happy I gave us a reason to call it quits.

I'm an alcoholic.

I know I have an anxiety disorder, but refuse to seek treatment.

I like turtles.
 
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waka flocka is the best rapper alive

i also only work bout 30 min out my 8 hr shift smh

i dont tend to trust ppl to much

when i do trust them i end up getting burned

i am very anxious about many things in life...it causes problems

don't care what my outcome in life is just want to be happy
 
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at vctry20! Don't know why, but an entire scene of a dude chasing down skunks in his car just played out in my head.
 
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"I cant resist spending money on food."
-been on a polo strike for all of march and im used to not rockin it
-damn it feels good to be quoted

more later
 
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Originally Posted by eight2one

Originally Posted by JayADiCt92


- I work like, 30min out of my 8hr work day

me too....

I like that my facebook says single even though Im not.
These bills stressing me...if i had no bills 98% of my problems would be gone
I cant resist spending money on food.
I cant wait for my lease to be over...Im either moving back home to save money or florida
I took this ugly girls virginity last week, she was 22....tightest i felt in YEARS
I booked a vacation even though I am broke...stooooooopid!
Smashin various women often keeps me happy
now that I am not fat anymore...Im cocky again.
amen to this one......and booking the trip was not stupid, mental health is A1 in my book
 
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my dude wylin, running over skunks
I've been attempting to run over cats and rabbits lately


- I can't stop myself from spending $
- steak has to be rare or medium rare
- I have almost no motivation
- i really do NOT want to go to college but I will after my deployment.. it's free and I'll get paid
- I'm glad I wasn't activated by the general and the governor cause of these floods
- I'm gonna be twitpic'ng DAT MASS as soon as hot weather is consistent
 

antonlavey

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-I don't care much for most things
-I like to put in minimal effort to most things in life (women, relationships....with the exception of my career)
-I'm getting really really bored with life (hence me jumping out of a plane tomorrow...smh)
-I have a lot of disdain for the human-race....I sometimes look at myself in disgust for being human
 
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

-I don't care much for most things
-I like to put in minimal effort to most things in life (women, relationships....with the exception of my career)
-I'm getting really really bored with life (hence me jumping out of a plane tomorrow...smh)
-I have a lot of disdain for the human-race....I sometimes look at myself in disgust for being human

My man, we got more in common than just being snappy dressers.  I was basically going to post the exact same things.
 
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Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

-I don't care much for most things
-I like to put in minimal effort to most things in life (women, relationships....with the exception of my career)
-I'm getting really really bored with life (hence me jumping out of a plane tomorrow...smh)
-I have a lot of disdain for the human-race....I sometimes look at myself in disgust for being human

My man, we got more in common than just being snappy dressers.  I was basically going to post the exact same things.
You forgot your hate of the female gender.

 
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Originally Posted by popcornplaya

Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

-I don't care much for most things
-I like to put in minimal effort to most things in life (women, relationships....with the exception of my career)
-I'm getting really really bored with life (hence me jumping out of a plane tomorrow...smh)
-I have a lot of disdain for the human-race....I sometimes look at myself in disgust for being human

My man, we got more in common than just being snappy dressers.  I was basically going to post the exact same things.
You forgot your hate of the female gender.

I prefer the word disdain, and it's less the entire female gender but rather the pieces of *%%$ that are the majority of that gender.
 
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Skunks? thought I was bad treatin squirrels like mini speed bumps and watching them roll around on the ground in the rear view mirror

-I intentionally left love marks on a girl to embarrass her

-I manipulate many...many people...very easily...
-I hate that I moved back home after visiting my old spot. I had so much more privacy and freedom there

-I'm very stingy with my women. I hate when they flirt with other guys, I want to be the sole provider of the D, but I'll flirt with another woman in front of them with no regard for their feelings.
-girl I smashed talked a good game but she was too tight and I couldn't open her up like I wanted so it's been my goal to put her comatose next time I see her just for lying

-I prefer to quietly be in control of....everything
 
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my whole life i've been labeled a player. hate it, fought it, now i'm leaning towards accepting it.
i often think i should have kept running, god blessed me for a reason...
i randomly say things to myself...
i feel like this case is an accumulation of the things i've done in my life.
i treat women like disposable pleasures.
maybe thats why i haven't had a gf in a while.
 
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Originally Posted by popcornplaya

Feel horrible about cheating on my girl, and at the same time, I'm happy I gave us a reason to call it quits.

I'm an alcoholic.

I know I have an anxiety disorder, but refuse to seek treatment.

I like turtles.

  

-I'm tired of being single, yet dont want a relationship
-INS
 havent since Nov of 08
-I miss my best friend since 2nd grade, that was brother from another and nobody cant replace him (nh)
 
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i totaled my 02 volvo s60 and im glad....even though i loved that car

everytime i miss my girl i remember all the bs shes put me through and i miss her less and less

even though shes put me through bs, i dont want nobody else

i smoke entirely too much weed

maybe ill post more later....
 
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