Describe your sex life in three Pokemon Attacks

[change the name Snyder]

Disable
Horn Drill
Hydro Pump
Encore

Strong user name, to avy, to thread content, to past ratio. 

 

[jordan novice]

I'm more impressed that you guys are able to remember all of these moves after all these years. Or maybe not all these years..

 

[AgentZero]

attack missed
attack missed
attack missed

http://niketalk.com/t/118129/my-most-embarrassing-and-frustrating-sexual-experience-w-cliffnotes

 

[iYen]

http://pokemondb.net/move/all

 

[Ox.]

acid

bind

snore

 

[akajae]

 
Lick, Swords Dance, Minimize

rock throw

skull bash

eruption

 

[ao17]

Tongue wrap/lick
Seismic Toss
Withdrawal

 

[jdiggs]

Bait
Swagger
Wild pokemon has fled
smh INS

 

[Chiron]

Protect
Meteor Mash
Submission

 

[jbpkickz]

Splash , but it failed

 

[illwill8710]

Hypnosis
Take Down
Fury Attack

 

[SC kid]

Bone rush
Fiery dance
Discharge

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Harden
Drill
Sleep

+1

 

[solecity]

Is this real life?

 

[snaggykicks]

seismic toss
Hidden power



Leach seed

 

[Belgium]

Harden

Struggle

Minimize

 

[gmsboy1]

flail, flail, rest

Psych Up
Harden
Quick Attack
Rest
We're not sure how it happened, but your Pkmn had an egg! Do you want to keep it? Y/N.
Confusion
Yes
Endure
Kid grows up
Baton Pass


Edit: just realized it could work like

Psych Up
Harden
Quick Attack
Rest
We're not sure how it happened, but your Pkmn had an egg! Do you want to keep it? Y/N.
Confusion
No
Baton Pass

Joking about being a deadbeat dad is a little much for me though.

 

[dt43]

Bait
Swagger
Wild pokemon has fled
smh INS

 

[dt43]

Protect
Pound
Teleport

 

[gmsboy1]

Harden
Pin Missile \)
String Shot

 

[raysweatshirt]

Struggle

Double Team

Bounce

That rape tho....

 

[azul rolex]

Swords dance tho

 

[lamekilla]

Bite
Lick
Swift

 

[jman94]

Nasty plot ... bonemerang ......swallow

 

[nychiphophippo]

Growth
Dig
Egg Bomb



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