I need to dress more casual smh *EPIC STORY!!! UPDATE on page 3;4 lol*

[kenji714]

Nice story but i got a few question for you or i call this story a ducktale.

1st . are u black ? I didn't know black folk get invited to a Filipino karaoke party

. Have you ever thought that your pop might ran through that already ? Oh andsince you said she was riding on your good looks etc. We need to see a picture of you as proof to this story. It's either you're tremendous goodlooking, she's an easy h0 with low self dignity, or your pimp game is on Lil Wayne level. She also let her kid watch you guy naked ? Damn that aint right.But if this story is true ,damn you had a good time smashing that i bet

 

[mister916]

FlyJr coming through with the stories again.

 

[Thats My Word]

A+ story.

At first I saw the long story and just decided to skip it because I was sure some pics would ensue. Sure enough, I saw the pic and was like

for some reason, and so I decided to read the entire story.

I gotta find me a new filipino female.

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by ekon one

is this one of those accented fob pinays?? or filipino-american pinays

??

American-Filipino she doesn't have an accent from what I remember. I don't know if she was born in the U.S. or not but if she wasnlt she's beenhere for at least 20 years I'm sure of it.

Originally Posted by KenJi714

Nice story but i got a few question for you or i call this story a ducktale.

1st . are u black ? I didn't know black folk get invited to a Filipino karaoke party

. Have you ever thought that your pop might ran through that already ? Oh and since you said she was riding on your good looks etc. We need to see a picture of you as proof to this story. It's either you're tremendous good looking, she's an easy h0 with low self dignity, or your pimp game is on Lil Wayne level. She also let her kid watch you guy naked ? Damn that aint right. But if this story is true ,damn you had a good time smashing that i bet

Brody...? You honetly believe I sat here and wasted all this time creating such an elaborately detailed story out of thin air for the likes of the Beasts onNT??? If you REALLY wanna know if this is true or not we can start an NT xbox Live party 2morrow and have my friends/NTers/father get on the mic and confirmall of this is true. Furthermore I can show you where she lives via Google Maps Street View if you'd like? There's many ways this can be confirmed justask for the 1 u prefer. This is nothing, I have many stories just as crazy if not crazier I can share with pics and proof and myspace/facebook links. And myfather is Black my mother is Panamanian/Spaniard to answer your question.

Originally Posted by Mister916

FlyJr coming through with the stories again.

Please inform this man Mr. 916

 

[primavera vills]

Hey, cougars need sexy time too hahahaha

but I think a woman kissin' her kid afterwards is so horrible......I was talkin' to this one white chick[like 23 with a 2 year old son....while I was 16] and she put her mouth on my organ, and kissed her son no more than an hour later.

Not really a cougar, but a MILF still...

 

[sighfur]

Change is always good, switching up your style is worth a shot, do you.. in your way, feel good about yourself, chicks will come and go, but maybe this is partof your overall maturation. Attracting sophisticated women shouldn't be the only reason for your style progression, but maybe naive women who findthemselves attracted to you, prior to your style switch, will appreciate it and them too will have the same ephiphany you are having thus leading to their veryown maturation process.

Basically, do you for you, because if you change for the better, everyone around you will aswell.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by SUSHI AND GRITS

that mean you gotta change to yourself

exactly instead of getting all defensive.

 

[jayadict92]

good story, nice pics. my ": hat" is off to you.

 

[JayDean03]

 

[airthompson]

Originally Posted by DayDayz e36

not much of a change imo.

Yeah now your going to attract 19 yr olds.

 

[airthompson]

Originally Posted by DayDayz e36

not much of a change imo.

Yeah now your going to attract 19 yr olds.

 

[airthompson]

Originally Posted by DayDayz e36

not much of a change imo.

Yeah now your going to attract 19 yr olds.

 

[queensfinest101]

i am oppisite, dont attract younger chicks at all ( topic of discussion is just way off, and style ) i attract mostly older chicks.

 

[S3NTINEL2001]

can't you help yourself? and decide ......

 

[bravo]

Originally Posted by FlyJr22

^^ thanks for the well wishing....BUT WAIT!!! you guys haven't heard the story behind this interesting Cougar...

Very LOOOONG Read but Trust me NT Well Worth IT

It is 2005 and I'm just turning 19. My dad works at a Semi-Conductor company in Fremont, CA and he asks me if I would like to join him for a Christmas party being thrown by his job. I say "No" with no hesitation, but it was more like a demand than begging for favor. He needed me to accompany him and be his designated driver because he wanted to be drunk enough
that he wouldn't mind all the Karaoke singing done by the so many Pinoys/Pinays in the building that couldn't sing. Not saying you guys can't sing but alcohol and trying to hit Mariah Carrey notes don't really mix well

. So I'm up there with big Afro (I was growing my hair out at the time and I just took out my braids so I look like A.I. on the cover of slam) eating all the lumpia I can and what not. When one of my dad's female co-workers goes "heyy *insert father's name* I didn't know you had a brother"

Due to the fact that my father looks so yo young (early 30's) and I looked about my age19-21 at the time. My dad responds "

that's not my brother...that's my son

". She then follows with "Hi nice to meet you, my name's Jenny", I respond with "Hey what's up I'm *insert father's name Jr." She then says "Oh you have his name as well as his looks..."

I look to my father and my father gives me the

. So I'm thinking to myself "this is the chick he's been telling me has the hots for him at work

" Thereafter I felt like complete prey to her, she's talkin about how I'm so good lookin, and that age isn't an issue with her and so and so forth. So I'm thinking the cat is already in the bag with this 1 its cookies

. Then she hits me with "Come on baby let's dance!" I tell her politely "No Thank You..." (it was nothin but old people up in that Bia" She proceeds to drag me on the dance floor and guess what song came on....THE FREAKIEST OF ALL SONGS IN 2005! "David Banner- Play" This chick is breaking me off in every which way. (I mean I would have destroyed her out there but come on....there were senior citizens in there...I didnt want to be the cause of a Heart Attack" She's putting her leg up on me very similarly to the 2nd picture I posted and everything. One part of me is like

the other part is

. We were LITERALLY the only ones on the dance floor. After the dance a couple minutes later everybody is starting to go home and she has her arms around me looking at my father and grabs my face like "Can I take him home? I promise I'll give him back...he's in good hands trust me"

My dad goes "$h!!!!!+ I don't mind" but I'm looking at my dad like "there is no way this man can drive himself one hour and a half home. So I take the massive L for my pops and drive him home. My dad is talkin all kinds of drunk $h!+ in the car about "how I was scared and I can't handle that woman and blah blah blah" while simultaneously I had a hard-on Harder than the thing from Fantastic Four (nh) becasue of blue balls.

Little did he know I had already been smashin mid-20's chicks my whole high school career. Well Fast Forward to 2 months later in February. I get a text at 12 somethin in the mornin talkin bout "hey sexy, whatcha doin?" I reply "nothin chillin, bored out my mind" she replies with "let me occupy your time" I'm really thinkin should I an hour and a half to San Jose just for some Hot Pinay *** or stay my light-skinned *** home. It was drought season so you guessed it....I WENT!

I packed my stuff to spend the night at her spot that night then a friends for the rest of the weekend. I get there and her female friend is over the house I'm like "here we go....

" I find out her friend is spending the night and I'm like

. We watch the movie "Jacket" with Adrian Brody and at towards the end she starts to feel on my D and I follow with feeling on her B/P. As soon as the credits roll we're upstairs and she throws me on the bed (no lie) and starts undoing my pants I'm like damn

she's a fiesty cougar, but that's how I like em. I'm really thinking, this is what I always wet dreamed about in high school. I wanted to warm up with some pre-game and get some [Hell Rell] Marvelous Top![Hell Rell] but she was actin brand newy. I Bang her stuff out. I swear this chick was screamin like I was killin her

Go to the bathroom, clean up. Come back and this chick was sleep word to [Ice Cube]put her *** to sleep[Ice Cube]. I'm like damn I beat it up good, cleaned it up good, and I was hoping I was gonna get that "good, good" and she's damn near snoring

. "Whatever I got mine and I knockout also". 2 hours later in the wee ours of the night, I start feeling this tingling feeling, in my sleep, and I'm like "Do I have to take a piss?" I open my eyes to the most beautiful surprise...HEADERS! Man she must have went for at LEAST 10 or more min. When she realizes I'm woke she says with her mouth full "don't

in my mouth ok?" I say "yea sure, sure

" as much as I wanted to...she was doing me a favor and she "asked" so I gave her a "Heads UP

" This Freak McNasty pumps it all out and I'm bout to get up and clean up she pushes me back down with 1 hand in the stomach so I lay back down like

....AND SHE LICKS IT ALL UP!!!!

I'm really sitting there thinking "what was the point in that

" oh well doesn't matter to me

I knockout and wake up in the morning. Her 5 year old son comes running in the bed room and jumps on the bed and I'm in the sheets but *** naked! she goes "Baby! and kisses him on the MOUTH!!!!

. (I know for a fact she didn't brush her teeth or use mouthwash) then I take a shower, and get dressed and come downstairs and she's like "hey want breakfast?" I'm like "Sure, whatcha got?" "Waffles, bacon, eggs and OJ" MY FAVORITE DISH! I chow down and 1 of her guy friends comes over and I swear dude looks mad familiar like I seen him from somewhere, someone I might have known as a kid. He was a little older than me though. I tell her I gotta skidattle. She gives me a hug and tells me to call her I go "For sure

" Never called her never seen her again. She adds me on myspace and guess what???

This Dude Married this chick!

now tell me that aint a story NT....

Cliffnotes:
Dad ask me to go to Christmas party, I agree.
This chick he's been telling me about is there, she's all over me.
She breaks me off to David Banner play on the dance floor "we were LITERALLY the only ones on the dance floor"
She begs my dad to let her take me home, Pops agrees, but I decline because Pops is mad drunk and I didn't want him to kill himself driving home.

She texts me 2 months later in February to come thru her spot an hour and a half away in SJ. I accepted, considering it was "Drought Season" word to Wayne
We watch the "Jacket" starring Adrien Brody. By the end of the movie she's feelin on my D and I'm feelin on her B/P
We go upstairs. She declines toppin me and I proceed to smash with the strength of Buddah and experience of Confucius
I go to the bathroom and clean up and when I come back she's knocked out

I wake up 2 hours later to her workin her tonsils on ya boy

We wake up in the morning, her 5 year old son jumps on the bed and she KISSES HIM IN THE MOUTH WITHOUT BRUSHING OR RINSING

I take a shower come down and eat, and she has a male friend a couple years older than me come over "just a friend"
I see her on myspace however many years later married to the dude with 1 of his kids and I shook this simps hand...can you believe that?

thats how you post a story.....


give details and pics and we will all be believers

mann i need me a freak like that

 

[brandonb2005]

Props

 

[air kalo]

Originally Posted by Mister916

 

[korean dave]

You have great story telling ability. The ending was

at the same time.

 

[blade br0wn]

@ the story!!!!!!...

What's good wit the female friend that stayed over while you visited???...

 

[mcraptor]

OP you should turn that story into a movie I would go watch it

but forreal though I ain't never know there were pinay freaks like that

 

[jhendri5]

lol, great story.

 

[nighthawk9421]

WIcked Story.
great pix. N about ur looks I dont think u should change them for anyone.
U are who u make yousefl to be....

 

[wooly willy]

You catch every emotion in your stories perfectly

 

[krazy88s]

good story. no hate or nothing, but I think Ive heard that story here before. especially the part about the Christmas party.

 

[thedeek]

she goes "Baby! and kisses him on the MOUTH!!!!