Niketalk, have any confessions? Vol. Damn, I Don't Know How To Swim

kl9

2,116
10
Joined
Jun 2, 2009
I can't swim
frown.gif
laugh.gif
indifferent.gif
.

Almost drowned once while camping, I seriously thought I was a goner.
 
I'm some what feeling a 16 year old ( I'm 21 ) but at no point will I do anything more than be friends with her.
 
^ its all good OP, i didnt know how to swim until like 5th grade, and even then i don't swim very well. and I didn't learn how to ride a bike til 3rdgrade.

I can't skateboard... at all.
 
Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

^ its all good OP, i didnt know how to swim until like 5th grade, and even then i don't swim very well. and I didn't learn how to ride a bike til 3rd grade.

I can't skateboard... at all.
You serious?

I'm 21 and can't swim, didn't learn to ride a bike to 6th grade, and skateboarding? I can't even stand on top of one without falling.
smh.gif
 
Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Hyperhidrosis, google it, it sucks.
Sweating a little too much, can't be that bad...Right?
It's just annoying when you're the only person with a shiny forehead and it aint even that hot. I'd rather not know how to swim.
 
Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Originally Posted by KL9

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Hyperhidrosis, google it, it sucks.
Sweating a little too much, can't be that bad...Right?
It's just annoying when you're the only person with a shiny forehead and it aint even that hot. I'd rather not know how to swim.


Your head be steaming in the winter?
 
you can't swim? what the hell kind of confession is that?

now this is a confession...
Originally Posted by cucumbercool

I'm some what feeling a 16 year old ( I'm 21 ) but at no point will I do anything more than be friends with her.
 
i havent showered in 2 days..

but i did change underwear... word to bernie mac

and i was drunk earlier.. no class..
 
Originally Posted by 03silverbullet


you can't swim? what the hell kind of confession is that?

now this is a confession...
Originally Posted by cucumbercool

I'm some what feeling a 16 year old ( I'm 21 ) but at no point will I do anything more than be friends with her.
Do tell
nerd.gif
 
laugh.gif


My dad made me learn EVERYTHING. Literally.

He said a Man needs to know. He taught me how to swim, box, basketball, baseball. golf, etc..
 
KL9 wrote:
LongRange3Ball wrote:
^ its all good OP, i didnt know how to swim until like 5th grade, and even then i don't swim very well. and I didn't learn how to ride a bike til 3rd grade.

I can't skateboard... at all.
You serious?

I'm 21 and can't swim, didn't learn to ride a bike to 6th grade, and skateboarding? I can't even stand on top of one without falling.
smh.gif




This ain't a confession bro, your just uncoordinated.
 
Originally Posted by KL9

It's embarrassing bro...
embarassed.gif
frown.gif

don't feel bad man....i can't swim and i'm older than you. i'll learn when I need to....just try to avoid them large bodies of water and stayon the sand.
 
Originally Posted by supahoopa

i havent showered in 2 days..

but i did change underwear... word to bernie mac

and i was drunk earlier.. no class..

theofficemichaeljanface.gif
 
I find myself listening to Selena regulerly, and I don't speak Spanish fluently
embarassed.gif
. I do know what she is saying though.
 
Back
Top Bottom