Pick Up lines to get jeans. edit. pg 1 vol. ayyyyyee.

Originally Posted by Kramer

12 lines, 12 women tomorrow
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Originally Posted by kidUFC

[table][tr][/tr][tr][td]Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.[/td][/tr][tr][td]If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.[/td][/tr][tr][td]That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.[/td][/tr][tr][td]%%@+ me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.[/td][/tr][/table]

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Originally Posted by sooperhooper

Hey, I'm ____, what's your name? >
Mind=Blown

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Originally Posted by kidUFC

[table][tr][/tr][tr][td]Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.[/td][/tr][tr][td]If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.[/td][/tr][tr][td]That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.[/td][/tr][tr][td]%%@+ me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.[/td][/tr][/table]

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Originally Posted by sooperhooper

Hey, I'm ____, what's your name? >
Mind=Blown

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Are these dudes really taking this thread seriously?
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Damn. Chill and just have a laugh
 
Are these dudes really taking this thread seriously?
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Damn. Chill and just have a laugh
 
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