Pick Up lines to get jeans. edit. pg 1 vol. ayyyyyee.

Originally Posted by CrAzYFLiPxNyC

Are these dudes really taking this thread seriously?
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Damn. Chill and just have a laugh
 
"You know what the word of the day is?













Legs...now let's go back to my place and spread the word"
 
"You know what the word of the day is?













Legs...now let's go back to my place and spread the word"
 
Originally Posted by TiDE619

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

Hey, I'm ____, what's your name? >
Mind=Blown
this
"let's hang out, see if we have anything in common"

showing class when approaching a woman  > coming on too strong / lame
so simple yet so effective
 
Originally Posted by TiDE619

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

Hey, I'm ____, what's your name? >
Mind=Blown
this
"let's hang out, see if we have anything in common"

showing class when approaching a woman  > coming on too strong / lame
so simple yet so effective
 
Originally Posted by kidUFC

[table][tr][/tr][tr][td]If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?[/td][/tr][tr][td]I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?[/td][/tr][/table]

ive used these in a drunken state before
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Originally Posted by kidUFC

[table][tr][/tr][tr][td]If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?[/td][/tr][tr][td]I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?[/td][/tr][/table]

ive used these in a drunken state before
pimp.gif
 
I came in here thinking to myself..."Mature pick up lines? Isn't that an oxymoron."

NT never fails for a few good laughs. Keep em coming!
 
I came in here thinking to myself..."Mature pick up lines? Isn't that an oxymoron."

NT never fails for a few good laughs. Keep em coming!
 
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