Post Your Favorite PunchLines VOL. 5

[moneyright]

i"ll put a dot on your head like it's part of your religion

the only i'll get blueballs is if the chick got blue lipstick

 

[lalph rauren]

two whips in two years, too easy

 

[wasps and asps]

"Tales From the Hood gonna sell like the 1st Nintendo" - Jae Hood

oh wait.......



"back in the days we was slaves, whips and chains, its tradition, all i got? whips and chains"- cam'ron

i dont remember many lyrics so i gotta skim thru the library and be back

 

[inspektahdeck]

gucci not a racist all my diamonds Caucasian

 

[royster]

I don't drink white liquor I'm a racist

 

[jr paperstacks]

#JRWriterLines

 

[extraordinary swag]

"AK hit ya dogg, now you can't bring old yeller (yellow) back" - Gucci

"No this ain't the movie but I shot Four Brothers" - Young Dro

 

[janniely]

any old 50 had crazy punchlines theirs 2 many

 

[iloveapple]

any wayne line

 

[baby jumpman]

Any old Banks or Cassidy when they were putting out mixtapes regularly. Cam and Fab had some

punchlines to, bout to find my ipod and post some specific ones.

 

[delete]

most of Jada & Banks punchlines

 

[moneyright]

bump

 

[jeyel]

So I go solo with no problem
While you got so many guests appearances,
that you made a cameo on your own album

 

[cbello03]

@ you like a twitter name

 

[dreamhigh]

take off the blazer loosen up the tie step inside the booth superman is alive

 

[young718chris]

*Yawn*

"Y'all N_ is like L.A., y'all loss and jealous" (Los Angeles)

 

[frostythepoptart]

im like a suicide pilot im so fly i kill myself.

btw whoever quoted from nt royalty that track is seriously a banger.

that and without you.

 

[thekillerj23]

Mayonnaise Color Benz, I push miracle whips

 

[delete1234]

my current favorite


"I JUST GO INTO THE BOOTH AND JUST CHANGE LIKE CLARK KENT"

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

"I fill her up..Balloons!"

 

[lyrikill]

I'll cut ya **@ in half and leave you with a semi-colon---Mr. Man off "Fortified Live"

just one of many I could recite

 

[swishasweets]

"its all a race to the top, tryna freeze time thats why i ice the face on my watch" az time, the firm

Piff

 

[cbello03]

If these n@*S is LIVE then im the CREATED PLAYER - Buddens

 

[airuphere23]

"I'm just a con that make gun sales dirty, and I "throw back" bullets like an Unseld jersey"- Joe Budden

"I'm in the club, sippin cherry chapagne....lookin for a "bush" to beat, somethin like the Kerry campaign"- Fabolous

"Ya'll ____ like 50 - 2, just another dude 40 ate"- 40 cal

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by AirUpHere23

"I'm just a con that make gun sales dirty, and I "throw back" bullets like an Unseld jersey"- Joe Budden