Post Your Favorite PunchLines VOL. 5

[dollaman11]

"you just see jill on the hill i knocked jack off . but this aint nursery . this is brain surgery . skee mask on ma bullets let em commit brain burglery . its an emergency . someone in all black left the whole scene burgundy" lil longer then it should be but waynes that good

 

[cbello03]

Thats a never ending story without the white flying dog - Buddens

 

[i hit licks]

!$%* aint addin up how you talk alot of !$%* but like a white girl in the club you just cant back it up! WRITER!

 

[cbello03]

Yea I blame it on my upbringing it goes back to when Tyrese was on that bus singing - Joe Budden

The neighbors would know my name if the crib was smaller - Joe Budden

 

[P A Z]

"leave cats scared to drop !#%$ like school stalls with no doors"

"the only cat to drop lines like samoans on tight ropes"

"knock you out the frame like christmas pictures with you drunk uncle"

"doper MCs non-existent like RuPaul's cl!t is, can't tell if you're d!ck or pu55y like topless infants"

-Qwel

 

[flacobey]

AirUpHere23 wrote:

"Ya'll ____ like 50 - 2, just another dude 40 ate"- 40 cal
thats a good one never really got down with 40 cal like that though

 

[cbello03]

I hold the city on my back like a last name - Wiz K

 

[cbello03]

I remain a giant and you Jeremy Shockey - Wale

 

[cbello03]

They say I gotta buzz like Christopher Mullen - Wale

 

[kpingol27]

And leave you "speechless" lyke homeless people getting asked "knock knock jokes" - Vakill

^^^had me dying for days.. lol

 

[kidflint13]

" If thats ya man warn em cause its enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on em" Banks

 

[lexuslaf]

"Have more N_'s leanin on your whip than a car show."

- Lloyd Banks.

 

[lalph rauren]

bump

 

[skysacrament]

Bump.
Really liking this one:
"Y'all N_ is like L.A., y'all loss and jealous"

 

[cubay]

Look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while I hope in the Delorean.

 

[floatover]

posting for later

 

[so uptempo]

"Fans feenin for me to put the work out, sorry bout the hold up allido didnt work out. Baby im back on board time to surf out, young strapped and gifted dont make me bring the curse out...muthasuckkkasss"-Young Chris

 

[nostrandave68]

Not a favorite but hadn't heard it in a minute until yesterday.

"Jada come through controlling the Porsche, have it shaking more than Ali holding the torch"

 

[putting in work]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

Not a favorite but hadn't heard it in a minute until yesterday.

"Jada come through controlling the Porsche, have it shaking more than Ali holding the torch"

   "Jada come through controlling the Porsche, have it shaking more than haters shaking like Ali holding the torch"

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

how could yall miss

Ima get bucks like millwakee cuz like Sam i Cassell ...

 - JADA

Bank account type solid .. Truck nice and brolic, The rims on the truck stand out like the shoulders on Dwight howard. J- MILLZ

we without the grams on the line, its like seein wesley snipes at the tanning salon.------- Cassidy

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

mayonnaise colored benz...


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[chris steez]

that L.A. line was ridiculous lol who said that

 

[freshxxx2death]

"I stay wit the baby mag like bart simpsons lilttle sister"

 

[ce0 mal]

^ Fab.


And the guns unload quickly, hit you with a bullet the size of Mutumbo's pinky. - Banks (Might be a little off)

 

[jordan23collecta]

Originally Posted by chris steez

that L.A. line was ridiculous lol who said that

freck the billionaire off of fab's TINC1 "feds takin pictures"



-J23C