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Urinal Etiquette
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mplsdunk
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the worst is walking in and the urinals/stalls haven't been previously flushed. my work doesn't have automatic flushing and there's a mysterious non-flusher on our floor.
speaking of flushing, i clogged the stall after taking a #2 at work a few months back. used too much TP, the water kept rising. looked like splash mountain in there.
I eat so much everyday is a log jam.
- Jan 20, 2002
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dont **** in the urinal
- Aug 10, 2003
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Maybe it's only me but I always use the stall just cuz I'm used to a number 1 at the toilet at the crib lol. But if it's packed I'll use the urinal
- Mar 9, 2010
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A few years ago my girl and I were on our way back from a club in DC, faded at about 4 am. Both of us had to piss BAD. So I said **** it and pulled onto an exit ramp and we both hop out and let it fly right there. Cop drive by but didn't say anything. I'm letting it loose, she's squatting doing her thing damn near on my leg 
The couple that pees together, stays together 
The couple that pees together, stays together 
- Sep 16, 2010
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LMFAOOOOOOO! Funniest post in this threadWorse s**** (no pun intended) I ever seen was urinals that had been defecated in. Like dudes really s***ing in urinals
I was in the stall at Chic Fil A once, I guess some old guy had to go real bad. Buddy was tugging away at the stall door like he was running from a monster, but I had it locked because I was handling my business.
Seconds later I hear a collision of wet, moist diarrhea onto porcelain...
Old dude took a huge crap into the urinal. I died laughing but I felt bad. Old guy had to do #2 but I had the stall occupied already
- Aug 10, 2003
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I remember working at Macy's for Christmas season. I feel bad for those maintenance workers though. Somebody dropped a duece in the fitting room and used some clothes to wipe SMH
- Sep 16, 2010
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Lmfao
mplsdunk
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I was at target once and there was a log right on the ground by the self checkout.
Me and my girl are pointing at it like damn that’s foul and laughing then some employee looks at it.
“Is that poop on the floor, yep that’s poop on the floor”
Gets on the walkie talkie and says “there’s poop on the floor again!”
I guess it’s a common occurrence there.
Me and my girl are pointing at it like damn that’s foul and laughing then some employee looks at it.
“Is that poop on the floor, yep that’s poop on the floor”
Gets on the walkie talkie and says “there’s poop on the floor again!”
I guess it’s a common occurrence there.
- Aug 23, 2007
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man you guys would not last a day in jail it seemsThese ones the worst
I remember going to the bathroom at a baseball game and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given
I had to use one of these yesterday and I felt comfortable.
- Sep 7, 2002
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I always pee in the stall if available. I hate the urinal causing pee splatter on my shoes.
- May 12, 2008
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Jail is comfortable?man you guys would not last a day in jail it seems
- Jul 25, 2012
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You need more water intake. When things are draining right, random conversations are easier to deal with
- Jun 23, 2013
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Man I went to a club in chicago and it had the worst bathroom ever. It literally was like one big circle in the middle of the bathroom floor and u piss on it. I walked in and just seen dudes just all around the ring pissin away, not a care in the world. I couldnt get down with it dog. First and last time goin there.
- Aug 23, 2007
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its not, but if you have to go, then you have to go. being uncomfortable builds character.
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man you guys would not last a day in jail it seems
Man 2 - 3 days in Brooklyn house had a toilet with a 3ft high partition around it right in the middle and like 30 dudes in the cell Initially had stage fright. ....then this homeless dude promptly takes a crap like no one was there smh .........smh no etiquette whole cell smelled like **** Needless to say stage fright gone even tho I stared at the ceiling the whole piss everytime
Also longest I went without a ****, THAT I couldn't do, another day tho....thank God for night court lol
- Jul 18, 2012
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I was in London last year and was walking around and they had public urinals smack dab in the middle of the street in the open. Dont know if this is a common thing or just this one.
- Aug 23, 2007
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you think those are a bit awkward, you should see the ones in amsterdam
I was in London last year and was walking around and they had public urinals smack dab in the middle of the street in the open. Dont know if this is a common thing or just this one.
- Oct 13, 2001
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Man, you are supposed to flush after eaxh and every group of droppingsthe worst is walking in and the urinals/stalls haven't been previously flushed
speaking of flushing, i clogged the stall after taking a #2 at work a few months back. used too much TP, the water kept rising. looked like splash mountain in there.
- Apr 30, 2005
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at this thread. One thing that I absolutely hate seeing is guys standing there peeing and putting one hand behind their head Karl Malone style
And also scrolling on their phones also pisses me off too when I see it. Like dude u can't wait just a minute?
- Jul 18, 2012
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I never knew there were so many insecure urinators.
I never understood why people would choose a toilet/stall over urinal to piss. I dont like being talked to either but simply having someone at the urinal next to you makes you uncomfortable? Strange to me.
Anyway, carry on.
I never understood why people would choose a toilet/stall over urinal to piss. I dont like being talked to either but simply having someone at the urinal next to you makes you uncomfortable? Strange to me.
Anyway, carry on.
- Nov 11, 2007
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dude at my job eats while he poops. comes out the stall with a sandwich. he was in the army so that's why i think. still, yikes
- May 2, 2012
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At work we have two urinals one stall on our floor. If I walk in and someone at the urinal + empty stall, best believe I'm going to the stall. Real question here tho
johnnyredstorm
why were you pee shy man?
johnnyredstorm
why were you pee shy man?
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