When insults had class (sorry if late)

[kix4kix]

Bookmarked.

 

[the coolness]

lol. I like to imagine people back then still going "OOOOOH"

and "GOT 'EM" and then dapping each other up....

 

[a hunnid]

 

[josebronx]

 

[swoboydehteezy]

 

[deletedelete]

seriously though, i love oscar wilde. "The Picture of Dorian Gray" is filled with sharp/ witty one liners. check it outtttt

 

[tfromthe617]

Originally Posted by Stixx


A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

these are great

 

[kyrac2]

yep i'd use some of these

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

The wit in these insults is unparalleled.

 

[raptors29]

The first one had me gona

 

[o fenomeno]

i didnt know churchill ethered fools with such regularity

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about ErnestHemingway).

**** FAULKNER

A man absorbed in his own manner of writing that he became incapable of understanding language as it existed in reality. He accused Hemingway of refusing toinvent, and looked foolish for doing so.

**** him.

 

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

Originally Posted by Stixx


A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

this is strong ether.

 

[whywesteppin]

Originally Posted by Th3RealF0lkBlu3s

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

**** FAULKNER

A man absorbed in his own manner of writing that he becomes incapable of understanding language as it exists in reality. He accused Hemingway of refusing to invent, and looks a fool for doing so.

**** him.

Someone failed English...

j/k

These are classic. The one about stats is rather deep.

 

[justscoreda100]

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
this one had me

 

[bastitch]

I love the "Sorry if late" portion of the title, considering when most of these quotes were first said.

It'd be difficult to not be late.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Churchill is that dude

 

[amine2345]

you missed the best churchill ether of all time though. of all time:

Bessie Braddock: "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

 

[teflandon]

These are some witty comments

.

 

[stixx]

Originally Posted by TeflanDon

These are some witty comments

.

indubitably

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by Bastitch

I love the "Sorry if late" portion of the title, considering when most of these quotes were first said.

It'd be difficult to not be late.

so true

so op you're late, very late

 

[KingParappa]

Originally Posted by amine2345

you missed the best churchill ether of all time though. of all time:

Bessie Braddock: "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

Churchill FTW