Teach Me How to Burp

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Seriously, I can't burp.  Who else can't?  I can fart like a pro but when it comes to burping I just can't.  Every time I try i start to cough like an idiot.  Any tips??
 
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Seriously, I can't burp.  Who else can't?  I can fart like a pro but when it comes to burping I just can't.  Every time I try i start to cough like an idiot.  Any tips??
 
I can't do that burping on command stuff that people do.
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someone school me on that.
 
I can't do that burping on command stuff that people do.
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someone school me on that.
 
sucks to be you man.

both of my brothers and my wife cant burp. I used to clown on em about it but its pretty serious. Its worst for one of my brothers cause hes a boozehound like me and once he starts pounding beers it really becomes a problem. That boy takes Gas-X like children eat candy. He's the only person I know who buys Gas-X from Costco cause he needs the econo-sized tub of it. Without the gas-x he wouldnt be able to drink all that beer cause he would not be able to expel all the built up gas/pressure inside him.

fwiw, he is a master at farting but farts do not dispel carbonated drink related gas buildup.
 
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