Teach Me How to Burp

[mojodmonky1]

sucks to be you man.

both of my brothers and my wife cant burp. I used to clown on em about it but its pretty serious. Its worst for one of my brothers cause hes a boozehound like me and once he starts pounding beers it really becomes a problem. That boy takes Gas-X like children eat candy. He's the only person I know who buys Gas-X from Costco cause he needs the econo-sized tub of it. Without the gas-x he wouldnt be able to drink all that beer cause he would not be able to expel all the built up gas/pressure inside him.

fwiw, he is a master at farting but farts do not dispel carbonated drink related gas buildup.

 

[ninjahood]

just swallow air, after awhile you'll learn how to reverse da process and "burp"

 

[ninjahood]

just swallow air, after awhile you'll learn how to reverse da process and "burp"

 

[gesheonelove10]

swallow air

 

[gesheonelove10]

swallow air

 

[thedeek]

I never got the hang of that swallow air thing. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but it always ends up feeling like I'm just taking deep breaths.

 

[thedeek]

I never got the hang of that swallow air thing. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but it always ends up feeling like I'm just taking deep breaths.

 

[tecca nena]

damn! people out there can't burp??!!!

 

[tecca nena]

damn! people out there can't burp??!!!

 

[lol]

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by ALDY

Originally Posted by TeemOhtee

u just gotta work ur throat till u feel something. 

Paws.

Why do you have to make it sexual?

Seriously, people these days will try to relate everything u say to something sexual and give u a lame response like: pause, no %!%+, ayo, etc. It's getting old and very annoying. Sometimes there is just no other way to describe something. And what do you know? Some lame **% decides to drop in and say pause.

 

[lol]

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by ALDY

Originally Posted by TeemOhtee

u just gotta work ur throat till u feel something. 

Paws.

Why do you have to make it sexual?

Seriously, people these days will try to relate everything u say to something sexual and give u a lame response like: pause, no %!%+, ayo, etc. It's getting old and very annoying. Sometimes there is just no other way to describe something. And what do you know? Some lame **% decides to drop in and say pause.

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by lol

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by ALDY

Paws.

Why do you have to make it sexual?

Seriously, people these days will try to relate everything u say to something sexual and give u a lame response like: pause, no %!%+, ayo, etc. It's getting old and very annoying. Sometimes there is just no other way to describe something. And what do you know? Some lame **% decides to drop in and say pause.

Dudes are so quick to make something seem gay even though it's not.
What the point?

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by lol

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by ALDY

Paws.

Why do you have to make it sexual?

Seriously, people these days will try to relate everything u say to something sexual and give u a lame response like: pause, no %!%+, ayo, etc. It's getting old and very annoying. Sometimes there is just no other way to describe something. And what do you know? Some lame **% decides to drop in and say pause.

Dudes are so quick to make something seem gay even though it's not.
What the point?