I got caught stealing third base

Originally Posted by Sid Nasty

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SN + avy + story =
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THIS. Whole time i imagined it was him
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as for you other guys, its OBVIOUS that this story is fake (
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) but seriously lighten up. Stop taking the internet let alone NT so serious
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Longest Cliffnotes Evar- bieber on spring break, tree in front yard knocked over, has a koi pond, wants fish to be amphibious, invited friends over to watch a porno, got rejected by a good majority of friends except for one girl who was under impression of going to a party, got ready with shampoo and conditioner, fell on face, $20 bill was the reason, went to starbucks and got rejected by the barista, was approached by someone with a footfetish and rejected them, got kicked out of the adults only section of movie store, rented The Notebook, never took a shower in the first place and sprayed an entire can of Axe on your chest, has a mancrush on Jeter, girl comes over with apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, homeboy was looking at her, she hit the floor, next thing you know, shorty went on dudes nasty chest, tasted poo poo, threw up in bathroom, stole his phone and dipped out. Like 4 separate threads in one.

Pics of girl or it never happened.

This is why Old Spice>Axe.
 
today was the first wednesday of spring break, and we've been on spring break for like 5 days
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I smelled myself and noticed that my nipples smelled kind of like milk so then I was troubled.
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So then the doorbell rang and I saw the woman standing there, and she was wearing a v-neck similar to mine and a pair of apple bottom jeans, and boots with the fur.

 
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"you remind me of that flo-rida song"
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"Ummm thanks i'll post on your wall later!"
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- is this how it works in hs these days?
 
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