Need $1000 quick...what to do?

Buy a ski mask and a bob gun and rob people. Steal cars and sell em, become a prostitute, sell drugs, sell old clothes or shoes, break into house kidnap the kids and hold them for ransom, panhandle at your local gas station or Safeway, sell cigarettes and alcohol to kids, put out a fire *** album and garner critical acclaim, find lost dogs
 
Just imagine OP findijg the dog, ran over and then OP delivering the dog all crushed to the owners. Lol
 
If you wanna owe something you can easily hit up EasyMoney for a G...they dont care bout credit
 
@baked tell me why recently my barber said.I should become a stripper randomly...we were talkin about what were doin on the 4th I said I might have to work..he says ur a good looking guy you should strip...I hit him with the Russell westrbooke Wtf face he's like.my.bad its just a suggestion and continued cutting my hair...


@baked tell me why recently my barber said.I should become a stripper randomly...we were talkin about what were doin on the 4th I said I might have to work..he says ur a good looking guy you should strip...I hit him with the Russell westrbooke Wtf face he's like.my.bad its just a suggestion and continued cutting my hair...

you gotta get a new barber G

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That must've been awkward as hell
 
@baked tell me why recently my barber said.I should become a stripper randomly...we were talkin about what were doin on the 4th I said I might have to work..he says ur a good looking guy you should strip...I hit him with the Russell westrbooke Wtf face he's like.my.bad its just a suggestion and continued cutting my hair...


You should never go to that barber again, he is obviously trying to clap your cheeks
 
depending on who you ask - they would say going from a 300 or a mustang to a honda is an upgrade! Just saying!
yeah i get you, but dudes that do a lot of commuting, especially out here in LA. Gas is a killer.

doesnt have to be a honda either, dudes can easily fall into nissans and toyotas for the mileage. 
 
Rob kicks from kids wearing heat. While you're at it, might as well take their Supreme hat, Supreme shirt, Beats headphones, Iphone, Nudie jeans, and designer brand wallet (which usually have plenty of cash in it since kids don't have credit cards). Flip on Craigslist and that should be an easy $1,000 cash come up. :pimp: You probably won't feel that guilty either.
 
Rob kicks from kids wearing heat. While you're at it, might as well take their Supreme hat, Supreme shirt, Beats headphones, Iphone, Nudie jeans, and designer brand wallet (which usually have plenty of cash in it since kids don't have credit cards). Flip on Craigslist and that should be an easy $1,000 cash come up.
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You probably won't feel that guilty either.
dont forget their $40 nike dri-fit socks with some bs print
 
I watch Pawn Stars all the time. I'm sure you can figure out something that is worth $1,000 to pawn.
 
I watch Pawn Stars all the time. I'm sure you can figure out something that is worth $1,000 to pawn.
 
One of the main i learned from my business law professor is to never take out a title loan/payday loan.

The interest is like 400%. Based on your situation now 9 times outta 10 you wont be able to pay it off it time and your debt will increase to a point where you wont be able to manage it anymore.

Now if you are able to pay it off immediately and its a last resort then go for it
 
Start knocking on doors offering to mow lawns for any amount.
THIS, no lie, you can get that money in one weekend ... IF you are willing to put in the work, start at 8am, door to door.... 

When i was 10, i had the hood on lock on the Maintenance tip, when it snowed.. Pull out that shovel.. No gas to buy, LEGIT.

If you want it, its there. 
 
Start knocking on doors offering to mow lawns for any amount.
THIS, no lie, you can get that money in one weekend ... IF you are willing to put in the work, start at 8am, door to door.... 

When i was 10, i had the hood on lock on the Maintenance tip, when it snowed.. Pull out that shovel.. No gas to buy, LEGIT.

If you want it, its there. 
Matter fact, dress nice.. A pair of slacks and a polo, go door to door offering to clean gutters etc .. I would start in an upscale part of town... 
 
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