Niketalk Whats The Infamous Smush Parker Story??

[stickyricky34]

 

[certifiedsw]

Damn bro you should have at LEAST broken one of his car windows

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

I can't belive all these people don't know who Smush is. I live in Sacramento and even I am somewhat familiar with him.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by WaveyJonesLocker

I can't belive all these people don't know who Smush is. I live in Sacramento and even I am somewhat familiar with him.

i just heard of him because of NT's gif of Lakers starting line up laughing and then there was a video posted explaining why they were laughing and it wasan block by smush parker

hes that dude. lol

 

[juice2352]

Lol, never heard this story...that's pretty epic. A fail, but still epic

 

[franchise3]

So what happened to your ex? And did she catch any flack from your circle of friends after this incident?

 

[jumpman2314]

...

One of the best stories I've heard on NT...

 

[a55a5in11]

hahaha i would have just quit playing nba games altogether if that happened to me.
u sir are one helluva good sport

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

aight i just got home im hella drunk, pat u suck.. we are so not going to pinks or johnnies today.... unless u pay for gas and buy me food... ha!

 

[youngtriz]

this is the first part of the story... i remember you posting pics the first time but deleted them real quick...

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ell basically after the whole incident went down i went ghost, i just went back to my mom's house and hid in my old room for weeks, so my ex started hitting my mom up, like what happened to him, rent is due next month, my moms was like, go to hell....

so one day shes banging on my moms house door yelling my name to come outside,my moms finally lets her in, she comes into my room and i was about to just start beating her, but instead i jumped out my window and started running down the street lol...

so fast forward 2 months later im sitting at panda express, and this woman comes up to me like are you so and so, and serves me with a order to appear in court, im like this chick is suing me....

so then she hits me up on myspace like, yo, im willing to take you to court to get this rent money, i need a place to live, then she threatened to use some stuff i did in the past against me, i was like forget that, ill take u to court, but then my moms was really nervous i would lose and have to pay her out my pocket...


so i get a call a couple of weeks later from christinas court saying our case was so damn funny we gotta get u 2 on tv, im like how much u payin, they offered 500, but i had to go to houston, but then judge judy's people called me and offered 1000, but then judy didnt want the case so we were sent to joe brown who paid 500, who only ended up payin me 250 btw...

so the day of the taping the producers basically told us wat to do and said if we didnt do it they wouldnt pay us, they told me they would pay her and it wouldnt go against my credit and what not, and she could never legally sue me again, so after i got blasted during the whole taping by joe brown, she won and was happy....

then after the taping, this girl had the audacity to thank me in the parking lot for me losing and even asked me if i was interested to move back in.. i gave her the biggest stoneface ever... since that day i have never ever talked or tried to see her again...
lol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..

shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

Originally Posted by franchise3

So what happened to your ex? And did she catch any flack from your circle of friends after this incident?

last i heard she works at a bar at some mall... ive seen her at clubs but i dont talk to her... we didnt really have the same group of friends, imean the ones we knew mutually, the ones i knew sided with me and hers sided with her, i mean this was like 3 years ago so i dont really think about it, tillike one of my boys had to bring it up again lol...

 

[sam206]

you should of beat his ***

 

[jaysonmytoes713]

i would have went to the kwame party. no hard feelings just new connects

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

aight i just got home im hella drunk, pat u suck.. we are so not going to pinks or johnnies today.... unless u pay for gas and buy me food... ha!

you mad?

 

[neptunebeats187]

I woulda Diddy Bopped into that Kwame Brown party.

 

[kingjay718]

The victim is a good sport.

I've met/chilled with Smush before in Harlem. Dude is cool. Forever wearin' the blk/red '02 Retro VII's though. You should've went to KwameBrown's house though.

 

[beatjunkie5]

lol here it is, in it's entirety...man when this was first posted on here, it was probably one of the funniest times in NT history

ell basically after the whole incident went down i went ghost, i just went back to my mom's house and hid in my old room for weeks, so my ex started hitting my mom up, like what happened to him, rent is due next month, my moms was like, go to hell....

so one day shes banging on my moms house door yelling my name to come outside,my moms finally lets her in, she comes into my room and i was about to just start beating her, but instead i jumped out my window and started running down the street lol...

so fast forward 2 months later im sitting at panda express, and this woman comes up to me like are you so and so, and serves me with a order to appear in court, im like this chick is suing me....

so then she hits me up on myspace like, yo, im willing to take you to court to get this rent money, i need a place to live, then she threatened to use some stuff i did in the past against me, i was like forget that, ill take u to court, but then my moms was really nervous i would lose and have to pay her out my pocket...


so i get a call a couple of weeks later from christinas court saying our case was so damn funny we gotta get u 2 on tv, im like how much u payin, they offered 500, but i had to go to houston, but then judge judy's people called me and offered 1000, but then judy didnt want the case so we were sent to joe brown who paid 500, who only ended up payin me 250 btw...

so the day of the taping the producers basically told us wat to do and said if we didnt do it they wouldnt pay us, they told me they would pay her and it wouldnt go against my credit and what not, and she could never legally sue me again, so after i got blasted during the whole taping by joe brown, she won and was happy....

then after the taping, this girl had the audacity to thank me in the parking lot for me losing and even asked me if i was interested to move back in.. i gave her the biggest stoneface ever... since that day i have never ever talked or tried to see her again...

lol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..

shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...

 

[daaznfella]

i've been on NT for over 7 years and i've never heard this story....

....goodness this is hilarious.

...btw somebody fill me in on the young dro ipod story while we're at it?

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

Shoulda went to Kwame's jumpoff...

 

[frankdolla]

Originally Posted by KnowledgeTheFoundation

Shoulda went to Kwame's jumpoff...

I'm sayin.. coulda got on some chicks in front of your ex, cuz you KNOW she was there.

 

[mrdoeboi]

I wanna see a picture of this girl tho

 

[2o6]

one of you should ask smush if he remembers smashing a fillipino guy's girl

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by 81ackMamba

The story goes something like this:

-Guy's girlfriend brags to him about meeting Smush Parker, saying he was super nice, etc. etc.

-Guy goes to stay at his mom's house for the weekend. (He and his girlfriend live together)

-He goes back home to pick up some supplies because he's working on some kind of gift for her (anniversary or birthday.)

-He sees the "Smushcalade" in his driveway, and is immediately shook.

-Walks in on "Smush" smushing his girl.

-She says that she was just looking at his tattoos.

-Guy walks out.

-Guy tells his boys. His boys proceed to use Smush Parker every time they play Live or 2K to further embarrass him.

 

[fromthatown]

I heard this story before ,but I didn't know the victim was on Joe Brown???

Is there any footage of this?
Man,xxhu5sl1npnoyx, I say you're apretty level headed dude. There's plenty of dudes that would be serving time right now , had they been in your situation.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

this fool knows the story! he was like the second or third person i called after it happened, why you gotta bring it back up? lol

because theres new members who join every month who need to learn about one of the greatest L's known to mankind.

I love everytime this story is discussed.