Things you do that you think no one else does.

[jhustle23]

Originally Posted by DrWater

I take my pants and boxers completely off when I take a dump.

This has me dying for some reason 

I sleep with a pillow over my face - use to think it would keep ghosts / monsters away when I was a kid, and now I have to do it to sleep.

I also sleep with my hands folded together, I wake up and my arms are completely dead because of lack of blood flow.

 

[jhustle23]

Originally Posted by DrWater

I take my pants and boxers completely off when I take a dump.

This has me dying for some reason 

I sleep with a pillow over my face - use to think it would keep ghosts / monsters away when I was a kid, and now I have to do it to sleep.

I also sleep with my hands folded together, I wake up and my arms are completely dead because of lack of blood flow.

 

[acidicality]

-At school, I used to always draw sneakers in the margins all over the place...back in the middle school they were horrible

, but in college I came up with some good %+++

, it became a running joke with my friends that once a lecture got boring they'd expect me to draw a shoe somewhere..

-Back when I was in 4th to 5th grade or so, I used to imagine my own NBA league and had fake players, fake teams and everything and imagined it was real. I used to make my own basketball magazine (like SLAM) and write articles about them and everything

I also created fake ads of music albums and fake music artists and everything...
I also remember shooting hoops in my backyard talking to myself imagining a game taking place and being the announcer...embarrassing now because I know our neighbors were probably able to hear me

-When there's shadows when I'm walking, I'll make a fist when I'm in a shadow and open up my hand when I'm out of the shadow...I don't know why but it just happens naturally when I'm walking by myself

 

[acidicality]

-At school, I used to always draw sneakers in the margins all over the place...back in the middle school they were horrible

, but in college I came up with some good %+++

, it became a running joke with my friends that once a lecture got boring they'd expect me to draw a shoe somewhere..

-Back when I was in 4th to 5th grade or so, I used to imagine my own NBA league and had fake players, fake teams and everything and imagined it was real. I used to make my own basketball magazine (like SLAM) and write articles about them and everything

I also created fake ads of music albums and fake music artists and everything...
I also remember shooting hoops in my backyard talking to myself imagining a game taking place and being the announcer...embarrassing now because I know our neighbors were probably able to hear me

-When there's shadows when I'm walking, I'll make a fist when I'm in a shadow and open up my hand when I'm out of the shadow...I don't know why but it just happens naturally when I'm walking by myself

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by acidicality

-At school, I used to always draw sneakers in the margins all over the place...back in the middle school they were horrible

, but in college I came up with some good !*+*

, it became a running joke with my friends that once a lecture got boring they'd expect me to draw a shoe somewhere..

Yo! I used to love doodling all over my homework, assignments, and notes 

I'd draw a bunch of random %++!, especially shoes, faces, and that cute girl sitting across from me

Actually, I still do this to this day...

-I also like going through my old toy box that's hidden in some storage room and picking a few of them and start playing with them again... I swear, doing this really takes me back. I tend to do this after catching a Toy Story movie

-When I was young, my family would take me on long road trips; on the car, I would literally count all the trucks that looked like Optimus Prime from beginning to end... I rarely ever slept in the car, and I would never skip a truck. Thank you, OCD.

-Everytime I ball, I will always look at someone's shoe first. It usually determines if I want him on my team or not.

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by acidicality

-At school, I used to always draw sneakers in the margins all over the place...back in the middle school they were horrible

, but in college I came up with some good !*+*

, it became a running joke with my friends that once a lecture got boring they'd expect me to draw a shoe somewhere..

Yo! I used to love doodling all over my homework, assignments, and notes 

I'd draw a bunch of random %++!, especially shoes, faces, and that cute girl sitting across from me

Actually, I still do this to this day...

-I also like going through my old toy box that's hidden in some storage room and picking a few of them and start playing with them again... I swear, doing this really takes me back. I tend to do this after catching a Toy Story movie

-When I was young, my family would take me on long road trips; on the car, I would literally count all the trucks that looked like Optimus Prime from beginning to end... I rarely ever slept in the car, and I would never skip a truck. Thank you, OCD.

-Everytime I ball, I will always look at someone's shoe first. It usually determines if I want him on my team or not.

 

[mr freeze]

Originally Posted by FlacoBey

when i use the microwave I'll put my food in and try to complete a simple task before the food is done, like runing around my house once or twice, i usually win

 

[mr freeze]

Originally Posted by FlacoBey

when i use the microwave I'll put my food in and try to complete a simple task before the food is done, like runing around my house once or twice, i usually win

 

[adolf]

Originally Posted by Maximus Meridius

Some of yall are f'ed up in the head.

Crying

 

[adolf]

Originally Posted by Maximus Meridius

Some of yall are f'ed up in the head.

Crying

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

- I enjoy farting in public next to somebody and walking away before the smell takes effect.
- Before showering, I mean mug myself in the mirror and do pushups.
- I have a box of cereal next to my bed so I'll have something to munch on when I open my eyes.
- I eat everything on a drumstick chicken leg to the bone. I don't like wasting food.
- I only take cold showers in the spring, summer, and autumn.
- I Google every questions that I think of. lmao
- I love reaching inside my pants and grabbing my crotch.
- When I walk around the house naked, I will never go to the kitchen.
- I walk my dog at 1 in the morning.
- I can't drink soda in a can. I always have to pour it into a cup.
- I store my undergarments in Nike boxes. Not #Poor, I just feel like it.
Oh yeh. Ludacris "Get Back" is my alarm song every morning.

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

- I enjoy farting in public next to somebody and walking away before the smell takes effect.
- Before showering, I mean mug myself in the mirror and do pushups.
- I have a box of cereal next to my bed so I'll have something to munch on when I open my eyes.
- I eat everything on a drumstick chicken leg to the bone. I don't like wasting food.
- I only take cold showers in the spring, summer, and autumn.
- I Google every questions that I think of. lmao
- I love reaching inside my pants and grabbing my crotch.
- When I walk around the house naked, I will never go to the kitchen.
- I walk my dog at 1 in the morning.
- I can't drink soda in a can. I always have to pour it into a cup.
- I store my undergarments in Nike boxes. Not #Poor, I just feel like it.
Oh yeh. Ludacris "Get Back" is my alarm song every morning.

 

[kstar]

Damn ya got me lol I be picturing me doing shows and crowds going crazy when ever I'm rapping a song I love...

 

[kstar]

Damn ya got me lol I be picturing me doing shows and crowds going crazy when ever I'm rapping a song I love...

 

[Remy LeBeau]

Anytime I wanna use a word I can't spell I use google to help me spell it

 

[Remy LeBeau]

Anytime I wanna use a word I can't spell I use google to help me spell it

 

[lunatic 809]

Even though my car is automatic i always keep my right hand on the shift knob while driving..

 

[lunatic 809]

Even though my car is automatic i always keep my right hand on the shift knob while driving..

 

[hugo]

i do fart drivebys when i pass a kid thats height is to my butt.

 

[hugo]

i do fart drivebys when i pass a kid thats height is to my butt.

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by Hugo

i do fart drivebys when i pass a kid thats height is to my butt.

Grimey as $*%$, but I can't stop laughing

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by Hugo

i do fart drivebys when i pass a kid thats height is to my butt.

Grimey as $*%$, but I can't stop laughing

 

[bob lobblaw]

i shampoo my pubes and armpit hairs

 

[bob lobblaw]

i shampoo my pubes and armpit hairs

 

[skylerof209]

Originally Posted by hongcouver604

I always try to take a +!#+ right before I shower, in the morning or at night... I feel pretty uncomfortable taking a +!#+ and not showering before heading out.

When I wipe my !%!, I have to wipe it squeaky and spotless clean - meaning until I can longer see the streak of +!#+ on the toilet paper, even if it means I have to use the entire roll... I average like one roll per day

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Sometimes when I'm alone, I stand on my tip-toes in front of a mirror to imagine how sexy I'd look if I was a bit taller... damn shame I'm only 5'7.

When I cut my nails, they have to be perfectly symmetrical/round... more often than not, I end up cutting my nails too deep and they hurt like a Bia. 

I do the exact same on all this except im not 5ft7 im like 6ft I get 6ft2 alot too. I always wonder how Id look like half an inch maybe an inch taller(my bro is that much taller than me and sumtime I be "man wish I was that tall, but other day I be like "!#%@+ too tall for no reason id nvr wanna be that tall"