got my coworker with a comeback and his jimmies got rustled...

[tr1ll]

I must be slow or swamped at work cause I have no idea what the hell is going on.

little white penis + big black penis / one white girl(shorty brought up pepper. + seasoning) = (cat got salty. + beef is whats for dinner.)

Simplify

/thread.

Fixed

 

[freeze]

I must be slow or swamped at work cause I have no idea what the hell is going on.

little white penis + big black penis / one white girl(shorty brought up pepper. + seasoning) = (cat got salty. + beef is whats for dinner.)

Simplify

/thread.

Fixed

haha hell yea i remember those algebra classes b. teach hit you with the ' you gotta simplify for full points b'

 

[keel252]

little white penis.

big black penis.

one white girl.

seasoning.

shorty brought up pepper.

cat got salty.

beef is whats for dinner.

/thread.

 

[PatRiley]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

 

[coldcity]

TF

 

[nipxd]

Lol OP I'm the type of guy who'd make that kinda "salt and pepper" joke. So yea I think you might have taken it way out of context.

 

[keel252]

how did you know his package could hold a iphone?

like yall stood around and watched that trick?

 

[fontaine]

Man...

I'm telling y'all... Dude was making a joke about smashing my girl. He even did a little shimmy when he says it

He's done it before and I just shrug it off because dude's 37 and I'm 25 flourishin' .

Lol @ cats doing extra... Name calling and what not..

 

[AZwildcats]

Man...

I'm telling y'all... Dude was making a joke about smashing my girl. He even did a little shimmy when he says it

He's done it before and I just shrug it off because dude's 37 and I'm 25 flourishin' .

Lol @ cats doing extra... Name calling and what not..

Should have included a synopsis of the history in the OP Ricky, because from the outside looking in it appears he just made a poor salt and pepper joke. Reevaluate your reservations

 

[tr1ll]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

You sho know a lot about that mans johnson.

 

[freeze]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

:x :x

yo.....yooooooooooo...W.....T......F....................you legit dedicated an entire post to ya mans meat? you speaking on ya mans dong to people at your job??? I'm so lost in the game. wash ya face b, you out here hella greasy. how you see the same pipe 3 times by accident. i can't even..

 

[Meangene45]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

You know damn well you didn't see that thing "accidentally" 3 times.

 

[Meangene45]

:x :x

yo.....yooooooooooo...W.....T......F....................you legit dedicated an entire post to ya mans meat? you speaking on ya mans dong to people at your job??? I'm so lost in the game. wash ya face b, you out here hella greasy. how you see the same pipe 3 times by accident. i can't even..

Dude is so proud of it.

 

[Mark Antony]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

My man wrote this all verklempt. Probably fanning himself.

 

[fontaine]

Should have included a synopsis of the history in the OP Ricky, because from the outside looking in it appears he just made a poor salt and pepper joke. Reevaluate your reservations

you right kinfoe..

I made a few posts about it but I guess they just got skimmed over...

 

[freeze]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

My man wrote this all verklempt. Probably fanning himself.

you know his bottom lip got bit at least once throughout the course of that paragraph, heart-rate accelerated, palms sweat. And he just talking like its normal, like regular barbershop talk about dudes meats. Lmaooo he said it weirds HIM out that his manager acts strange when he brings up his boys piece hahahahahahahahaahahaha I'm done fam

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[Master Zik]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

Son….. WHAT?

 

[cashbanks]

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

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[Jordan8]

The turn

 

[jamie dimon]

My dude talking about some other dudes meat to his boss and wants to know why his boss doesn't want to talk about it [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[Sir San Diego]

PatRiley

Bruh....


You did what by accident three times? How do your eyes go there accidentally and why was your dude in front of you naked?

Matter fact, I'm good on the story.

 

[keel252]

My dude talking about some other dudes meat to his boss and wants to know why his boss doesn't want to talk about it

 

[cashbanks]

How do you even start a conversation about your friends **** with another dude,

what planet are you from where that isn't some creep **** ?